fucked up person Minecraft Servers

fucked up person Minecraft Servers

  • Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 9154
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Debate: Harris & Trump on Science

    Crafty Debate: Harris & Trump on Science
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 230
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Crops Grown: 3991
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how science is like, super important and stuff? well, on this server, we take science to a whole new level! we got potions that make u fly like a bird, and redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind!

    our players are like, super smart and always coming up with crazy experiments and inventions. one time, someone built a working rocket ship and flew to the moon! true story, bro.

    plus, we got this epic debate arena where players can argue about all things science-related. harris and trump even popped in once to chat about climate change and space exploration. it was wild, lemme tell ya.

    so, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on over and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CupidMC

    CupidMC
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 7618
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Magic Items Found: 4531
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 9283
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Alien Abductions: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    CupidMC is a Survival Server that is currently in Beta! We offer so many cool things such as Daily Keyalls, Events, Giveaways, Free To Play Ranks, Giveaways, FlyTime, and Much more to come soon!

    play.cupidmc.net:20062

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PublicEvo Minecraft server

    PublicEvo Minecraft server
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 8964
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Magic Items Found: 6486 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

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    Welcome! This server is dedicated to version 1.5.2, to remember the old days. The server strives to convey vanilla gameplay. There are no privates, but this does not mean that you can break the rules. Also, there are no donations. There will never be a wipe. The server has been operating since May 14, 2023. We wish you a pleasant time on our server!

    45.151.91.10:25448

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

    Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 5995
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1031 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Enchantments Applied: 143
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

    Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

    Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 3715
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4544 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

    So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BdayVacayMC Server

    BdayVacayMC Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 7264
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 348 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Runes Activated: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

    Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

    Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

    So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

    NoStrangersInMyHouseMC
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 3420
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

    Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 7082
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 1361
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Love Me Minecraft Server

    Love Me Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 6134
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6898 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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