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Yeah Minecraft SMP Fuck This Rotting Piece Of Garbage

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, rotting garbage servers that couldn’t hold a candle to the legendary Star Copeland? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal! Join us if you want to level up from the minor leagues and become a true Minecraft champion. We have epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?). So come on, don’t be a prick, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crops Grown:	9448	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

CraftyAddictz

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	182
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crops Grown:	5612
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	2617
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6636	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	6210	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	58	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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