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ChopsticksCraft: China #1 Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	90809
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the players’ skills! Join us if you’re ready to take on the craziest challenges and conquer the most epic quests.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret diamond mine that led them to unimaginable riches. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist weapon that was OP as hell).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount that players can ride into battle. Imagine charging into a PvP match on the back of a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a kike mason, then maybe stay away).

Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	919	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Asshole, Behavior, CHANGE, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Deception, dishonesty, Effort, Frustration, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, relationships, self improvement, self-sabotage, smp, Todd, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	9860	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Potions Brewed:	82
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8798
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6720
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Votes:	3519	Dragon Eggs Found:	995

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ores Mined:	1804
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4358	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4889
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Ores Mined:	9450
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zombie Dances:	1

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPRX.MCMCMC.NET

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!