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fuck the parody Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 1559
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Crops Grown: 8327 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Magic Items Found: 7066

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Join us for our upcoming meetups where we’ll be grinding Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while riding Marilith Dynamis in Amh Araeng. And don’t miss our Tokusatsu Watch Party where we’ll be watching GARO episodes 6-10 while chilling in Lavender Beds and Dynamis.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got a Zombie Movies night coming up where we’ll be watching Warm Bodies and Zombieland in Shirogane. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join us for our Twin Peaks Meetup where we’ll be discussing Season 2 episodes 6-9 in The Mist.

    And mark your calendars for our Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer and our epic Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet. Plus, don’t miss our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in Lavender Beds Plot 28, 19th Ward.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, maybe even Herobrine will make an appearance! 😉🎮 #BestSMPever #CreeperApproved

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server

    LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 3005
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family time and epic adventures over weddings any day! Join us and escape the drama of wedding invitations and after parties, and instead, embark on thrilling quests with your friends and fellow players.

    Imagine building a lakeside mansion with your loved ones, surrounded by beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can create your own magical world in Minecraft?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join us and experience the ultimate getaway from real-life drama. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories and unexpected twists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why waste your time at a wedding after party when you can be part of our crazy Minecraft community? Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YardSaleYikes

    YardSaleYikes
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 4745
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring yard sales where people actually expect you to pay the correct amount for your items? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server where we have the most outrageous yard sale experiences!

    Imagine shopping in a virtual world where the prices are always changing, and the sellers are constantly undercharging you. You’ll never know what to expect when you approach the counter to pay – will it be $9 or $14?

    And don’t worry about those pesky sellers chasing you down for the extra money they think you owe. On our server, you can just ignore their requests on Venmo and keep the extra cash for yourself!

    Join us now for a yard sale experience like no other, where the prices are always a surprise and the drama is endless. Who knew shopping could be so entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RespawnStats Minecraft SMP

    RespawnStats Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 4490
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 53 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6737 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where dying just means losing your items? Well, on our server, when you die, you get to see a hilarious stat like “times killed by a chicken” or “number of times you’ve accidentally punched a villager”. Join us for a laugh-filled adventure where death is just another opportunity for comedy gold!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TearjerkerTunes

    TearjerkerTunes
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 6422
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ores Mined: 1023
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Alien Abductions: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy!

    Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic builds, insane PvP battles, and hilarious pranks that will have you crying tears of laughter.

    We guarantee that our server will have you hooked like a catchy song that you just can’t stop listening to, even if it makes you cry every time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you wanting more!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Blinking Blocks Server

    Blinking Blocks Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 2303
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 335 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees! we have a secret hidden village where villagers ride on llamas and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.

    our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, but don’t worry, he’s friendly to players who bring him seeds.

    we have a custom minigame called “sheep bowling” where you launch sheep into a field of creepers and try to knock them all down before they explode. it’s a blast!

    oh, and did we mention that you can blink with your eyes closed on this server? it’s a game-changer, trust us.

    so come join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable adventures on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Whales May Dive Together | Synced Whales Server

    Whales May Dive Together | Synced Whales Server
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 1046
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where whales communicate across vast distances! our players are like whales, diving and exploring together even if they’re 100 kilometers apart! it’s like a synchronized dance but with blocks and pickaxes! you won’t find this kind of aquatic adventure anywhere else, so dive in and join the fun! who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret underwater world where whales are the rulers and you must complete challenges to earn their trust. it’s a whale of a time on our server, so what are you waiting for? join now and start your underwater journey today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • RLFartions: The Season of Smelly Brawls and Crazy Mods

    RLFartions: The Season of Smelly Brawls and Crazy Mods
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 494
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 338 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Crops Grown: 7677

    New Minecraft Servers

    RLFactions Season 1 Overview

    Server Features Details
    Modded Factions Server RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges and factions-based gameplay.
    Unique Gameplay Players can fight through dungeons, defend bases from dragon riders, and engage in faction warfare.
    Competitive Environment Building and strategizing are crucial for survival in this challenging server.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

    This server is perfect for players who crave tough survival challenges and the excitement of faction warfare. Do you think you have what it takes to survive?

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the RLFactions server?

    A: To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided or through the Discord server link.

    Q: What mods are included in the RLFactions server?

    A: The server features mods from the RLCraft modpack, enhancing the survival experience with challenging gameplay elements.

    Q: Can I play alone on the server?

    A: While solo play is allowed, joining or forming a faction is highly recommended for better survival and strategic gameplay.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair play and a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to read and follow the rules provided.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 6056
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server isekai for girls is the place to be! Why settle for isekai for boys when you can join a world where unicorns roam freely, diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise?

    Join us on isekai for girls and embark on epic quests to rescue handsome princes from evil witches, build your own enchanted castle complete with a moat filled with rainbow lava, and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the vast and magical land of Pixieville.

    But wait, there’s more! Every new player receives a complimentary pet dragon that shoots fireworks from its nostrils, access to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking parrot, and a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you jump 100 blocks in a single bound.

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join isekai for girls and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The unicorns are calling your name!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

    WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 3792
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Towns Built: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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