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UncleLaptopNoPay

20 year old, Apologize.., Apple product, Budget, Country, English, family, keyboard layout, Language, laptop, local stores., macbook, misunderstanding, operating system, RAM, Requirements, tech-savvy, uncle, UncleLaptopNoPay, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ores Mined:	7761	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

AnimalLoverMC SMP

animal advocacy, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, animal conservation, animal cruelty, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, animal love, Animal protection, animal psychology, animal rescue, animal rights, animal rights activism, animal testing, animal therapy, animal welfare, AnimalLoverMC, Animals, Pets, smp, wildlife

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Emeralds Found:	6395	Dragon Eggs Found:	9498
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Do you love animals more than diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground zoo where you can tame and ride all sorts of crazy creatures like flying pigs and explosive chickens! Join us and show off your animal whispering skills to become the ultimate zookeeper of the server!

LingoLunacyCraft

bizarre conversations, Communication, cross-cultural experiences, cultural exchange, foreign languages, funny stories, global connections, international encounters, interpreting, Language, language barriers, language skills, LingoLunacyCraft, linguistic abilities, Multilingual, surprising revelations, translation, Understanding, unexpected conversations, unique experiences, Wild

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of craziness and fun! Join us and you might just stumble upon a group of villagers having a dance party, or witness a pack of creepers performing a synchronized explosion routine.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can decipher the ancient language of the Endermen, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine riding a unicorn through a rainbow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, missile defense, Philippines, regional stability, SECURITY, seethes, Server, South China Sea, strategic interests, Tension, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, TyphoonCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Potions Brewed:	75	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchantments Applied:	129	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Yo, this server is like a missile system in the Philippines, but instead of causing international tension, it’s just causing chaos and fun! Join us and watch China seethe with jealousy as we blow up blocks and build crazy structures. We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the Fourth of July, so come on and join the party! Plus, we’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure and mystery. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the madness!

BlockBlasters: 140 Rockets Edition

aggression, airstrikes, Attacks, BlockBlasters, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Edition, hezbollah, Hits, international relations, israeli-palestinian conflict, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missiles, northern Israel, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	121	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Farms Harvested:	466	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb! Literally, because we have Hezbollah hitting northern Israel with 140 rockets every hour on the hour.

But don’t worry, our PvP arena is still open for business! Fight your way through the chaos and claim victory over your enemies. Plus, our survival world is filled with hidden treasures and secret bases just waiting to be discovered.

Join now for a truly explosive gaming experience! Just watch out for those TNT traps, they’re a real blast!

Stairway to Germ-Free Fun

Accidents, anxiety, Avoiding, Caution, cleanliness, falling down stairs, fear, Fun, GermFree, germophobes, germs, handrails, hazards, health, hygiene, phobias, Prevention, Protection, Risk, Safety, stair hand rails, Stairs, STAIRWAY

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own staircases without any handrails cuz we know u a germaphobe and dont wanna touch dat nasty stuff! but be warned, u might fall down and break ur blocky legs cuz u too busy avoiding germs. but hey, at least u wont get sick, right? come join us and live life on the edge, literally!

Eye Movement Brain Games

attentional control, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain region, brain research, categorization, cognitive functions, cognitive neuroscience, Decision making, Eye, eye movements, games, graph paper, higher cognitive functions, motor control, movement, neural processing, neurobiology, neuroscience, sensory integration, spatial problems, The superior colliculus, visual processing

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where ur brain will be like a super colliculus on steroids! Our server will make u think so hard ur eyes will pop out like a cartoon character! We got so many crazy challenges and puzzles that will make ur brain explode with excitement! It’s like ur playing Minecraft on a whole new level, like ur a genius or something! So come join now and test ur brain power, if u dare!

❤️ PlayMine ❤️ 1.12 – 1.20 PvP, Mini-Games 😈😈😈 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, AutoDonat, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Entertainment, Forbidden, God’s things, Good admins, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Jobs, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, playmine, PvP, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survivals, TNT Run, VK GROUP, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

IP: mc.playmine.org

VK group: vk.com/playmine_mc

AutoDonat: www.playmine.ru

Hello, dear friend! PlayMine is a sea of entertainment, you will definitely not get bored on it!

Here you will find:

[+] 2 Survivals, which have: Clans, weddings, beautiful spawn, forbidden, god’s things, weapons, jobs and much more interesting things!

[+] BedWars

[+] SkyWars

[+] MurderMystery

[+] SkyPvP

[+] Good admins

Have a good game!

m1.playmine.org

Pro Korean Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, Blizzard, Blizzard Entertainment, Competitive Gaming, esports, Gaming, gaming champions, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, gaming performance, Gaming Skills, gaming strategy, gaming tournaments, Korean, korean gamer, Minecraft, online gaming, PRO, pro gamer, professional gaming, professional player, Server, south korea, video games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	258
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of being called a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to show off your skills and be recognized as a pro Korean gamer by Blizzard themselves? Then look no further, because our server is where it’s at!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with other players who think they’re the best, only to be humbled by your superior gaming abilities. Blizzard even thinks you look like a pro Korean gamer when you’re playing on our server – now that’s some serious street cred!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you’re not just a noob, you’re a pro Korean gamer in the making!

Minecraft SMP: Milk Drinker United

Cultural differences, dairy industry, dairy products, drinker, global milk consumption, lactose intolerance, milk, milk alternatives, milk consumption, milk consumption around the world, milk consumption by country, milk consumption habits, milk consumption patterns, milk consumption research, milk consumption statistics, milk consumption survey, milk consumption trends, milk drinking habits, milk in different countries, milk production, Minecraft, national beverages, smp, traditional drinks, United

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our SMP is so wild, even the cows are getting in on the action. We have a secret underground milk bar where players can trade in their diamonds for buckets of the freshest, creamiest milk you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it, if you drink enough milk, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic cow-angel. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate milk connoisseur in Minecraft!