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AgeCraft: Where Every Day is Your Anniversary

AgeCraft, aging, anniversary, BIRTHDAYS, Cake, celebration, Day, family, Friends, getting older, growing up, Happiness, joy, knowing you, Laughter, love, Memories, Milestones, milestones reached, Party, Presents, special day

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mines Excavated:	3242	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, we celebrate birthdays like no other! we throw the wildest parties in the virtual world, with cake, confetti, and a whole lotta creepers! it’s not just about getting older, it’s about surviving another year in this crazy blocky universe. join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until u respawn, whichever comes first)! so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

HaxCraft: BikeGearWireless

bicycle technology, bike accessories, bike gear shifting vulnerabilities, bike hacking, bike hacking study, bike innovation, bike maintenance, bike research, bike safety, bike security, bike security risks, bike technology advancements, bike upgrades, BikeGearWireless, cycling gear, cycling study, gear shifting systems, HaxCraft, wireless bike systems, wireless bike upgrades, Wireless gear shifting, wireless technology

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so, like, u know how u ride ur bike and u gotta like shift gears and stuff? well, on this server, we got wireless gear shifting systems on bikes that can be HACKED! like, imagine riding through the virtual world of minecraft and suddenly ur gears start shifting on their own, taking u on a wild ride through the pixelated landscape. it’s like a rollercoaster but on a bike, dude. join us and experience the thrill of having ur bike hacked by mysterious digital forces. it’s a ride u won’t forget, that’s for sure.

PlanetHack Minecraft Server

cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, DATA DUMP, data security, digital security, digital warfare, government hacking, Hack The Planet, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, iran, Minecraft, online attacks, online hacking, online privacy, PlanetHack, political hacking, Server, Trump Campaign

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting hacked is Trump’s campaign! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, dodging political scandals and uncovering secret plots. Will Iran dump all their secrets on the internet before we uncover the truth? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some outrageous adventures together!

IRLProSMP: BlockBuddies Minecraft SMP

aspirations, athletes, BlockBuddies, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Competition, Experience, Friends, games, IRLProSMP, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playmates, professional athletes, Pros, Rivals, Skills, smp, sports, Sportsmanship, talent, teammates

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	134
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	310221
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Have you ever dreamed of facing off against a professional athlete in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance on our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly LeBron James swoops in and challenges you to a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Serena Williams shows up to help you out with her expert building skills. Anything is possible on our server, where the boundaries between real life and Minecraft are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you!

WifeDriver Minecraft Server

Accidents, aita, Asshole, Beer, control, criticism, demerits, Driving, fear, License, Minecraft, nagging, punishment, Server, SPEED, traffic lights, traffic ticket, volvo, Wife, WifeDriver, wine

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are put to the ultimate test! Join us if you want to prove your worth behind the wheel, unlike the unfortunate soul in the story above.

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can drive a virtual Volvo without fear of totaling it or getting a traffic ticket. Our server offers the thrill of navigating through pixelated traffic lights, stop signs, and even potential rear-end collisions – all without the nagging of a backseat driver.

But beware, if you dare to criticize another player’s driving skills, you may find yourself banned from the server faster than you can say “I’m a better driver than you!” So buckle up, grab a virtual drink (responsibly, of course), and enjoy the ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into a virtual tree.

WifeCraft BlameGame

1-income family, behavioral therapist, BlameGame, blaming wife, cell phone availability, communication problems, daycare issues, disruptive behavior, family dynamics, fired from job, Hitting, job loss, Marketing, parenting struggles, pediatrician, picking up child, preschool challenges, rough play, tag games, WifeCraft, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1209
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about your wife ignoring your calls and getting you fired from your job – on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what a real job is! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders again.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs a job when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and exploring new realms with your fellow players? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to log off!

SmoothLinezMC SMP

charming, charming gestures, Cheesy, Clever, compliments, conversation starters, Creative, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, lines that work, memorable, pickup lines, romance, Smooth, smooth operators, smooth talkers, SmoothLinezMC, smp, Suave, sweet talk, Witty

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be surrounded by players with pickup lines smoother than a freshly waxed diamond pickaxe. We once had a player who wooed a creeper into becoming their pet with just a single compliment about its explosive personality. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love (or at least some hilarious banter) in our wacky and wonderful world. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the power of pixelated pickup lines!

BlockyConfessions

BlockyConfessions, clandestine satisfaction, covert obsession, covert pleasure, guilty pleasure, hidden delight, hidden pleasure, hidden vice, personal guilty pleasure, personal treat, private enjoyment, private indulgence, private joy, private secret, secret delight, secret indulgence, secret obsession, undisclosed guilty pleasure, undisclosed passion, undisclosed treat, undisclosed vice

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner block-building beast!

Join us on our server where you can frolic through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie pigmen with enchanted diamond swords, and ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out for the ultimate loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare treasure.

So come on down to our server and let your guilty pleasure run wild! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

BlockBusterVirusProtection

antibody, BlockBusterVirusProtection, coronavirus, Covid-19, Evolving, global health crisis, immune response, immunity, infectious diseases, Insight, new insight, pandemic, Protection, public health, research, SARS-CoV-2, scientific discovery, sweeping protection, vaccine development, viral mutations, Virus

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Votes:	7872
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Potions Brewed:	84	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD GIANT STATUES OF ANTI-BODIES TO FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE VIRUSES! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT OFFERS SWEEPING PROTECTION AGAINST EVOLVING SARS-COV-2 VIRUS! U CAN TEAM UP WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO CREATE A VACCINE FOR THE WHOLE MINECRAFT WORLD! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE BLOCKY UNIVERSE FROM THE SPREAD OF THE VIRUS! #BLOCKSNOTVIRUSES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES

Foreverwaves: The Server Where You Can Wave Goodbye to Your Social Life

active community, ADMIN, Community, Discord, Discord link, Double Shulker Shells, ForeverWaves, Goodbye, Grief Protection, Life, Live Map, Mature, mod, Player Base, Player builds, Server, sethome command, shopping district, singleplayer sleeping, smp, Social, Staff, WAVE, Website, Whitelist, whitelist application, world

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ores Mined:	2437	Emeralds Found:	4030

Overview of Everwaves SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type
Version	1.21
Plugins/Data Packs	– Grief protection – Singleplayer sleeping – Livemap – SetHome command – Double Shulker Shells, and more
Discord Link	Everwaves Invite Link
Live Map	https://map.everwaves.net
Website	https://everwaves.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Everwaves SMP server?

To join the server, you need to fill out a whitelist application which is usually reviewed in a few minutes. Join our Discord server for the whitelist application process.

2. What type of servers are available on Everwaves SMP?

We have a Vanilla SMP server as our main focus and a Creative server for building big projects.

3. Are there any additional money plugins or town claiming systems on the server?

No, we do not have any additional money plugins or town claiming systems to maintain a Vanilla experience. We are strict about player griefing and have mechanisms to rollback any destruction.

4. What is the player base like on Everwaves SMP?

We have an active player base and Discord community. The server sees anywhere from 7 to 16+ players a day from around the world.