Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

blocky, Minecraft, cyberbullying, online toxicity, internet trolls

Are you tired of getting trolled on 4chan? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only trolling you’ll experience is when someone tries to steal your diamonds! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got pigs that fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So say goodbye to 4chan and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

normies, sad, Minecraft, fuck off, clothes

Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.

Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!

So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

#BOY KISSER, dog, fuck off, Minecraft, #STFU

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

CraftyCritters: Your go-to server for hilarious battles and epic memes! ‘>Turn based is better’ #MinecraftMadness

gtturn, Battles, Epic, Based, fuck off

Are you tired of all those boring real-time Minecraft servers where you have to constantly be on guard? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – a turn-based Minecraft server! Yes, that’s right, take all the time you need to strategize your moves and plan your attacks. No more stress, just pure relaxation and fun!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter some of the rarest and most elusive mobs in the game. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs with laser eyes, the possibilities are endless. And if you manage to defeat these crazy creatures, you’ll be rewarded with the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs real-time when you can have turn-based madness? Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans awaiting you on our server. See you there, fellow adventurers!

MineScape

Skills, Clue Scrolls, Minescape, Crafting, mmorpg

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Important Links

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest Blog: Feldip Hills Map Expansion, Daily Quest Rework, Shooting Stars Event & More Devblog #42
Store: https://store.minescape.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

Rules: https://minescape.com/rules/

Sealed Deal Under Starlit Sky

Marine, relationship struggles, emotional connections, why didn’t it happen, passion in relationships

Join the Most Chaotic Minecraft Server of All Time: Unleash Your Inner Pizza Dragon!

Are you prepared to question everything you know about the universe? This server IS NOT what you think it is. Some might say it’s the *greatest* or *worst* server ever made, depending on if the moon is in retrograde! Forget logic—come drown in the chaos where the sun never shines and the cows carpet the walls!

Feature	Description
Quantum Sheep	Every third sheep can bend time, but only on Thursdays. You’ve been warned!
Exploding Diamonds	Why mine? Just wait for them to explode themselves out of fear! Mining is so passé!
Pixelated Reality Shifts	Watch as your world glitches and turns to spaghetti! The game doesn’t want you here.
Pervasive Banshees	Scream at your friends, or they will turn into an actual block of cheese if left alone.
Sarcastic Creepers	They can’t explode; they just criticize your life choices instead. Enjoy!
Infinity Enderman	There are an infinite number of Endermen, and they ALL have regrets. Share in their sorrow!

FAQ – Questions You Never Thought to Ask!

Q: How do I join?A: Join? Or do you mean leave? Because in the end, we’re all just characters in someone else’s imagination. Maybe you’re a potato?

Q: What if my house gets blown up?A: Houses are merely suggestions! Embrace the transformative void of the unknown!

Q: Is there a goal?A: Goals are for people with too much time. Best to just float in the abyss and eat crayon-shaped pixels.

Random Server Reviews

“The sex would have been so hot.” – A concerned player last seen building a rocket to the moon.

“I think my cat knows too much violence!” – An individual screaming at the sky.

“What is even real? The blocks? My existence?” – A lost soul wandering the biomes of despair.

ScreamingCraft: Co-Worker Chaos!

reaction to harassment, personal space, peer pressure, social expectations, coworker

"The Enigmatic Realm of Creepy John’s Work Party: A Dimension of Unwanted Coercion"

Welcome to Creepy John’s Work Party, where the specter of socially acceptable interactions roams free, echoing the whispers of uninvited guests and inappropriate humor. Are you prepared to step into a space where the walls are coated with tension and the laughter is laced with awkwardness? Join us as we navigate the treacherous terrain of office politics and social discomfort curled within pixelated landscapes!

🤖 Realm Features:

Feature	Description
Creepy Vibes Only	Encounter the unsettling presence of John, where each moment punctuated by his “jokes” haunts you like a persistent phantom! Dread, engage, or run away—your choice!
Managerial Backlash	Experience the thrill of being summoned by a virtual manager for your “outbursts”—a thrilling mechanic that encourages passive-aggressiveness!
Guilt Trip Game	Collect ‘guilt points’ from eager coworkers urging you to join the party. Can you withstand the pressure without losing your sanity?
Mystery of the Lunch Encounter	Try to navigate clandestine lunch breaks without bumping into John—failing this might lead to unexpected dialogues and existential crises!

Enigmatic Quotes from Our Players:

“I thought I was getting lunch, but instead, I found myself in a psychological horror show. 10/10 would recommend!” — A Bewildered Player
“Came for the Minecraft blocks, stayed for the awkward work interactions. Why am I like this?” — CursedCubed

Unraveling the Conspiracy:

Whispers abound in the shadowy corners of Creepy John’s Work Party—rumors spread like wildfires igniting within the populace about a mysterious Manager’s Grimoire. This ancient tome is said to have the power to alter workplace dynamics by theming every interaction in the server into a twisted comedy or a tragic drama based on player actions!

🌀 Legends and Warnings:

The Curse of the Uninvited: Beware, brave adventurers! Those who ignore the warnings of John may find themselves conscripted into endless cycles of cringe-worthy comedy sketches.
The Vanishing Floor: There are tales of players who vanished from the blocks after being retold the same inappropriate joke too many times—never to be seen again!

Chaos Unleashed: The Unspoken “Secret Features”:**

When you least expect it, experience random team-building exercises— only to be interrogated by John! Will you laugh it off, or will you unleash your inner office warrior?
Sandbox mode temporarily transforms the entire realm into a bizarre void, where players can replay the lunch encounter but with increasingly bizarre dialogue options each time.

FAQ:

Q: Why is John creepy?
- A: John is made of pixels—therefore, he can’t be creepy. He’s just misunderstood!

Q: Can I escape the party?
- A: Escape is a state of mind! Also, try walking away. It works… sort of.

Connect with the Chaos: Step Into the Unpredictable!

Join Creepy John’s Work Party today—where the lines between social obligations and Minecraft reality blur into a chaotic mélange of absurdity. Enter at your own peril, embrace the discomfort, and who knows? You may find camaraderie among the perplexed souls trapped like you in pixelated purgatory!

Don’t forget: We are not responsible for existential crises, awkward encounters, or any emerging allegiances with John. You’ve been warned!

Potash Palooza: Minecrafters Unite!

Canada USA economic sanctions, USA fertilizer supply chain, agricultural industry challenges, USA fertilizer market trends, economic impact of export bans

🤪👾 Yo, fellow block-heads! Listen up if you wanna join the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Hold on to your diamond picks because this ain’t your grandma’s survival server! 🪓💥

First off, this server is like if Canada decided to stop exporting potash, and all the crops just got UBER confused and started growing backwards! Imagine Minecraft wheat and carrots that think they’re trees?? 🌳🥕 We’ve got crops that are like, “Hey fam, why are we upside down???"

And did I mention the Endermen? Oh boy! They don’t just steal your blocks, they’re also trying to form a union against the Creepers because they’re tired of explosions ruining their beauty sleep! 🤯💣 Like, what are you even doing, bro? #EndermanEquality

But wait, there’s more!! Our server is run by a mystical llama named Gerald, who once fought a fire-breathing panda over the last slice of cake!! 🎂🐼 And guess what? Gerald won! Now he’s the supreme overlord of all things blocky and fluffy. BOW DOWN TO GERAAAAALD!!! If you’re not on his good side, he’ll unleash the most random mobs at you, like, Zombie Villagers riding spiders that shoot fiery arrows or something. Sounds lit right?? 🔥🕷️

Also, we have a unique rule: every Tuesday is Flappy Chicken Day!!! So you better bust out your inner bird because if you can’t flap and survive the great chicken migration across the server, you’re banished to the Nether (real scary place, dude!!). 🐔🌌

You wanna build? Better have CLEAR IRONCLAD PLANS because building a house made of dirt that looks like a cat that’s also a spaceship? YUP, totally legit and encouraged by Gerald! The real goal isn’t to defeat Ender Dragon, it’s to tickle him until he gives you his shiny treasure!

And let’s not forget about our side quest where we figure out if the ocean truly is blue because Canada is mad about potash. Spoiler alert: the ocean might just be really sad about it, but don’t ask me why! 🤷‍♂️🌊

So, grab your enchanted diamonds, or maybe just a stick and let’s get weirder than a potato in a tuxedo! Join this SMP ASAP or you’ll be stuck playing single-player, talking to yourself for eternity—no one wants that life, trust me. 🥔✨

In conclusion, if wild llama drama, upside-down crops, and Flappy Chicken Day doesn’t sound like the party of a lifetime, then you probably live in a cave, which is cool, but also, like, please tell your cave friends to join too!! LET’S BUILD AMAAAAZING THINGS OR JUST GO CRAZY! 🎉🏰🍗

Frolickers & Findings MC!

Frolickers, findings

Welcome to the most outrageously epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid your pixelated eyes on! Forget the ordinary, because here, we’ve got stories that sound like they were pulled from the wackiest corners of the multiverse!

The Legendary Duck of Doom: Legend has it that if you build a wooden dock and chant "Quack-a-doodle-doo" three times at midnight, a colossal duck will rise from the waters. But beware! It demands tribute in the form of enchanted carrots. Join us to witness the baffling moment when brave (or foolish) players confront the millions of quacking zombies that spring to life in a “Quaction!” of chaos!
The Great Potato Rebellion: Last week, during the annual Potato Day festivities, a band of rogue potatoes took over one of our spawn towns. They erected a makeshift village, demanded resentful villagers as “potato-miners,” and even attempted to negotiate for a potato-themed national holiday! Join the revolution and help liberate (or possibly join) our starchy overlords!
Minecraft Magic or Total Madness?: Did you know there’s a hidden dimension where cats rule as supreme overlords? We uncovered it accidentally while trying to craft a shiny new pickaxe. Here, there’s a 78% chance you’ll be spontaneously turned into a cat while trying to mine diamonds. Embrace your feline destiny and uncover the secrets of Cattopia, where every meow could lead you to riches—or a serious case of litter-box regret!
The Creeper Karaoke Contest: In this server, creepers don’t just want to explode; they want to sing! Join the "Creeper Idol" event where explosive ballads and decibel-shattering performances will either blow your socks off or simply blow you up! Immerse yourself in the best (and literally most explosive) karaoke night known to Minecraft-kind!
Blocky Time Travel: Ready to step into the past? We’ve invented a time machine made entirely of dirt blocks and redstone (no safety guarantees)! Venture through history to meet Minecraft’s founding fathers — or, you know, just some villagers who are convinced they’re ancient sages. Will you bring back wisdom or simply cringeworthy puns? Join our crazy time-traveling quests for a firsthand view of Minecraft’s glorious (and glitchy) timeline!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your armor (or a potato costume, we don’t judge), and join this server where madness knows no bounds, adventure lurks around every corner, and laughter is the only thing more contagious than a creeper’s explosion!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

MIDDLE EAST, refugee ban, Jewcraft, Server, Refugees

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual wall to keep out all the pesky mobs like zombies and creepers! just like trump promised to protect jews and religious liberty, our server promises to protect ur builds and keep u safe from griefers.

we even have a special refugee ban in place to keep out 700 persecuted iranian jews… wait, that doesn’t sound right. but trust us, it’s for ur own safety!

so come on down and join the fun! build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible. just watch out for those pesky endermen, they’re always up to no good.

join now and start crafting ur own crazy adventures!

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