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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting trolled on 4chan? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only trolling you’ll experience is when someone tries to steal your diamonds! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got pigs that fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So say goodbye to 4chan and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

    Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.

    Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!

    So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

    Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

    Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCritters: Your go-to server for hilarious battles and epic memes! ‘>Turn based is better’ #MinecraftMadness

    CraftyCritters: Your go-to server for hilarious battles and epic memes! ‘>Turn based is better’ #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all those boring real-time Minecraft servers where you have to constantly be on guard? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – a turn-based Minecraft server! Yes, that’s right, take all the time you need to strategize your moves and plan your attacks. No more stress, just pure relaxation and fun!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter some of the rarest and most elusive mobs in the game. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs with laser eyes, the possibilities are endless. And if you manage to defeat these crazy creatures, you’ll be rewarded with the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs real-time when you can have turn-based madness? Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans awaiting you on our server. See you there, fellow adventurers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Wurm Club SMP

    Wurm Club SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are an advanced survival server, meaning we have an plenty of things to do for any sort of player. These are just some things that our server has to offer:

    ⭐ NO MAIN WORLD RESETS! ⭐ Collect loot from meteor drops ⭐ Use our vote-reward system to get exclusive items DAILY ⭐ Customised horse system (HorseOverhaul) ⭐ Plenty of economic utility: trades, playerwarps, auctionhouse, jobs etc. ⭐ Custom mob and block drops ⭐ Double EXP weekends ⭐ Community building competitions ⭐ Donating to our server rewards both you and all online players! ⭐ 10000 block world border that will expand with every update!

    We would like to bring you a fun and unique experience. We are trying to create a community of friendly players that can all enjoy server. Consider joining if you enjoy a casual survival experience.

    smp.wurm.club

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Revengers

    Revengers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to REVENGERS! Just a simple SMP server with no cheap ways of getting items, not many rules, just here to have fun and chill. We have:

    – Around the clock service – Customizable features – Anti-Grief Protection

    – Many useful plugins such as Timber, sethome, etc! Come in in! All we ask is that you don’t grief, don’t harass others, don’t joke about things that may offend others, and have a good time!

    revengers.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ironcraft bulgaria

    Ironcraft bulgaria

    New Minecraft Servers

    IronCraft kicks off with its third season on FEBRUARY FIRST!Enter now and feel the thrill of playing with us!

    LAUNCHED ON: FIRST OF FEBRUARY (18:00)DISCORD: discord.ironcraft.xyz (LOG IN REQUIRED)IP: play.ironcraft.xyz (1.18.1)IP BEDROCK: play.ironcraft.xyz:19132

    We are waiting for you, adventurer!

    play.ironcraft.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MountainMC

    MountainMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    MMC/MountainMC is a Survival server filled with unique and amazing features ready to be explored. With land claiming, custom plugins, monthly events, friendly staff, stunning builds and more, we are ready to climb to the top both as a community and server. It is our goal to create not only a friendly and fun atmosphere, but also an engaging and exciting Survival experience for all players of Minecraft to enjoy and cherish for years to come. Join today!

    play.mountainmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mut4no

    Mut4no

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello, welcome to the Tir Na Nog SMP. We are a small group of friends that play Minecraft together, we are very community oriented and we are looking for more players that want to join us. We have many different things going on the server, some of us are into making huge megalomaniac builds, some are in to making Redstone farms, and some are in to making cute villas in a cottage core style and roleplaying.

    51.222.117.204:25593

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Reloadedsmp

    Reloadedsmp

    New Minecraft Servers

    ReLoaded 18+ sprung from the idea of mature and dedicated, yet playful, people coming together to create a Minecraft experience that is almost pure vanilla. Almost? Yes, the technical additions have almost all been inspired by the ever so popular Hermitcraft SMP, with mob heads, miniblocks and other small and non-gamebreaking additions. There’s no room for teleporting, land claim or similar larger changes that alter the experience.

    We pride ourself on creating and maintaining a close knit community, where conversation and communication take the prime place, working together to create something greater than the sum of its parts, free from griefing and cheats. The 18+ in the name indicate the minimum age for someone to even be considered, and the amount of player spots are limited to keep our community together. Content creators are welcome, as we already have several members producing content for streaming and/or video format.

    To be whitelisted, fill in the application to the best of your ability. Honest and detailed answers yield a higher chance of being considered for whitelisting.

    [discord.gg/bYmRdGzQuT]

    reloadedsmp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP