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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, Digital culture, fuck off, Hate Speech, internet culture, internet memes, internet trolls, Minecraft, online behavior, online communities, online culture, online forums, online harassment, online hate, online toxicity, Server, social media, toxic communities, trolling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of getting trolled on 4chan? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only trolling you’ll experience is when someone tries to steal your diamonds! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got pigs that fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So say goodbye to 4chan and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

Angry, Bitches, Brain, clothes, ex, Exes, fuck off, lie, male whore, Minecraft, murder, normies, ran through whore, sad, Server, SETTLE, sex, social circles, Talk, tattoos

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Potions Brewed:	119
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crops Grown:	8641
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.

Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!

So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

#BOY KISSER, #FREAKING STINK, #STFU, ack, Bitch, Boy, CRAFTIN, CREEPIN, dog, fuck off, Minecraft, Ooooo, Owned, Server, Side

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

CraftyCritters: Your go-to server for hilarious battles and epic memes! ‘>Turn based is better’ #MinecraftMadness

Based, Battles, better, CraftyCritters, Epic, fuck off, goto, gtturn, hilarious, memes, MinecraftMadness, Server, turn based, turn based is better

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7536
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of all those boring real-time Minecraft servers where you have to constantly be on guard? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – a turn-based Minecraft server! Yes, that’s right, take all the time you need to strategize your moves and plan your attacks. No more stress, just pure relaxation and fun!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter some of the rarest and most elusive mobs in the game. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs with laser eyes, the possibilities are endless. And if you manage to defeat these crazy creatures, you’ll be rewarded with the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs real-time when you can have turn-based madness? Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans awaiting you on our server. See you there, fellow adventurers!

TipsyPixels Server

Accuracy, Advanced technology, alcohol consumption, alcohol detection, detection system, driver behavior, driver monitoring, drunk drivers, facial features, facial recognition, heavily intoxicated, impaired driving, innovative technology, intoxicated, new camera technology, road safety, Safety Measures, Server, smart camera, Sober, TipsyPixels, traffic safety

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

UnboundSMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Custom spawn, destroy, Explore, home, Minecraft, msg, multiplayer, No Rules, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Server, Survival, Tpa, UnboundSMP, Vanilla, Warp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Enchantments Applied:	207

Unbound SMP is a classic Minecraft survival multiplayer anarchy server with only a few plugins (1.8 PVP, /home, /tpa, /rtp, /msg, /warp) and a custom spawn area. Nothing flashy, and no rules. Explore, build and destroy as you please.

simplesmp.xyz:25695

AssassinSMP – The Newest, Greatest Minecraft SMP that’s too cool for mods

Adventure, AssassinSMP, BUILD, Community, Cool, Creative, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Greatest, Livestream, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newest, PC, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	assassinsmp.systemerr.com
Discord Server	discord.gg/qvUEfJVd

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: To join the server, simply enter the IP address assassinsmp.systemerr.com in the server address field when launching Minecraft.

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/qvUEfJVd to interact with other players and stay updated on server announcements.

KinderCraft Server: Tiny Wars

Adventure, chapter, children, Competition, creativity, Doug, education, Fiction, Friends, Fun, imagination, KinderCraft, kindergarten, Kindergarten Wars, learning, Playtime, School, Server, Story, teamwork, Tiny, Wars, Week

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Votes:	6876
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every day feels like a new episode of Doug! Join us for some wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our custom-built world.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a giant patty wagon through a field of flying toasters? Or battle it out in a game of Quailman vs. Dr. Klotz? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground hideout where you can hang out with Skeeter and Porkchop, and maybe even uncover the legendary Golden Beets of Bluffington!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s a Doug chapter this week, and you won’t want to miss it!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

diverse representation, inclusive media, lesbian characters, lesbian justice, lesbian representation, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in entertainment, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ representation in television, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ TV shows, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, queer characters, queer representation, safe viewing, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Votes:	889
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Our server is so epic that even the Justice League is getting in on the fun. Wonder Woman has traded in her lasso of truth for a diamond pickaxe, Batman is building a secret base with redstone contraptions, and Superman is mining for diamonds faster than a speeding bullet.

But that’s not all – our server is also a safe space for all LGBTQ+ players. In fact, our resident superhero, Lesbian Justice, is always on patrol to make sure everyone feels welcome and included. So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even spot a unicorn riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all possible on our server!

NieceStep Minecraft Server

adult responsibility, blended family, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, Insecurity, intervention, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, NieceStep, parenting, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-family, step-parenting, teenage drama

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Votes:	2065	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness the epic battle between Mae and Ava, two step-sisters who can’t stand each other! Will Mae finally share her dad with Ava? Will Ava overcome her insecurities and jealousy? Who will win the title of the ultimate step-sister champion?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the intense family dynamics, the heart-wrenching taunts, and the epic showdowns at our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a chance to step in and tear a new one to the bullies! Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created!

VetLiftDenier420

aita, Bent, brother, disabled veteran, discomfort, FIX, frame, full license, Help, Immigrant, Motorbike, passenger, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, stress, UNCOMFORTABLE, van, VetLiftDenier420, weight

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving strangers rides on your motorcycle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t encounter any entitled veterans looking for a free ride here. Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no unwanted passengers. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal boundaries. So come on over and leave the drama at the door!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, effective communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, healthy relationships, Honesty, Listening, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, patience, relationship advice, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, valuable advice, valuable relationship advice

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Buildings Constructed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more than just blocks and mobs – you’ll find love! That’s right, our server is where friendships bloom like red roses and alliances are forged stronger than diamond swords.

Join us and experience the most epic love story of all time – between a player and their trusty pet pig, Bacon. Witness the heartwarming tale of how they conquer dungeons together, build magnificent castles, and even go on romantic sunset walks through the pixelated plains.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also receive relationship advice from the wise old villager, Greg. He may not have the best social skills, but his wisdom is unmatched when it comes to matters of the heart. Whether you’re struggling with a creeper of an ex or trying to woo that special player across the server, Greg’s got your back.

So come join us on our server, where love is in the air and diamonds are just waiting to be mined. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Blocky Bedrock Bliss

bedrock, Bliss, blocky

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Towns Built:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like sex before and after!

Before joining our server, you’ll feel the anticipation building up as you prepare to embark on a wild adventure filled with excitement and surprises. But once you’re in, get ready for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you wanting more!

After joining our server, you’ll feel a sense of euphoria and satisfaction like never before. It’s like reaching the peak of Mount Everest while riding a unicorn – pure bliss! So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate pleasure of Minecraft gaming like never before!

VovchanskCraft Minecraft Server

Aggregate Plant, border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Minecraft, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, standoff, Tension, troops deployment, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, Vovchansk, VovchanskCraft, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

haha u want a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, join our server where we have epic battles like the Ukrainian army blocking Russian troops at Aggregate Plant in Vovchansk, Kharkiv Oblast!

we got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a skeleton ambush. come join us and experience the chaos of war…in Minecraft!

we promise you’ll have more fun than a pig rolling in mud and more laughs than a chicken trying to fly. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!