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Ivancraft,ru Minecraft server

1.16.5, Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Gaming, International, Ivancraft, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, RU, Russian, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	257
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	131981
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

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Bloody Bones Minecraft Server

action RPG, Atmospheric, Beasts, Blood, bloodborne, Bloody, bones, Boss Battles, challenging gameplay, dark fantasy, eldritch creatures, Exploration, FromSoftware, gothic horror, haunting soundtrack, Hunter, Immersive, Lovecraftian, Minecraft, mysterious story, nightmare realm, PlayStation 4, Server, video game

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	137	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons break it down on the dance floor.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of TNT? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Why have Google and Microsoft Stagnated Minecraft SMP

advertising revenue, Business growth, cloud computing, Competition, consumer behavior, corporate strategy, digital transformation, GOOGLE, industry trends, innovation, leadership, market saturation, market share, microsoft, Minecraft, product portfolio diversification, search engine, smp, Software Development, stagnated, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6

Tired of the same old boring tech giants ruling the world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have taken over the digital realm with our epic builds and insane redstone contraptions! Google and Microsoft have nothing on us as we dominate the virtual landscape with our pixelated prowess.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with his presence, granting us unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Our players have even tamed dragons and ride them into battle against creepers and skeletons.

So why settle for the mundane when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and let’s show Google and Microsoft who the real tech giants are!

Free Rent Minecraft Server

affordable housing, cik, CIK apartments, CIK housing assistance, CIK housing options, CIK housing program, CIK rent assistance, CIK rent relief, CIK rental program, free, low-income housing, Minecraft, Rent, rent free, rent free application, rent free benefits, rent free CIK, rent free eligibility, rent free housing, rent free options, rent free program, rent free qualifications, rent free resources, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples! It was like hitting the jackpot in a virtual world! But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron beak. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge him to a chicken dance-off for the title of Chicken Prince(ss)!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

> Be Me Today Minecraft SMP

be me today, community awareness, creepy, gang stalker, license plate, Minecraft, neighborhood watch, older woman, PARANOIA, personal safety, privacy invasion, smp, STALKING, stalking tactics, stranger danger, Surveillance, suspicious activity, suspicious behavior, suspicious vehicle, Targeted individual, Today, vigilance, wagie work

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7699	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

> So, you think you’re being stalked by mysterious old ladies in cars, huh? Sounds like you need a distraction from all that paranoia! Join our Minecraft SMP and build yourself a fortress to keep those pesky stalkers out! Who needs security cameras when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

> Plus, rumor has it that the old lady in the car was actually a secret agent from a rival Minecraft SMP trying to gather intel on our epic builds. Join us and show them who’s boss by constructing the most outrageous, jaw-dropping creations they’ve ever seen!

> Don’t let the fear of being stalked hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, maybe that old lady was just lost and looking for directions to our server spawn point! Join now and let’s craft some crazy adventures together!

RAIDN MC

active server, Adventure, Bed wars, Bedwars, Building Community, Chat, Creative mode, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, friendly server, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

survival bed wars with 40 plus maps join us to have fun with us friendly server chat and play with everyone with active server and bedwars map bed was had 1 v 1 2v2 3v3 4v4 with 40 plus maps with you will enjoy for sure

raidn-mc.ddns.net:25568

Galactic Honkai Minecraft Server

A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn, Aglaea, Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes, Character Banners, Galactic, Golden Epic Trailer, Honkai, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, No Dazzle No Break, Rappa Trailer, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, Server, special program, star rail, The Herta, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.7

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for an epic adventure on the Eighth Dawn, where you’ll embark on crazy quests and battle mythical creatures like the Amphoreus, who will test your skills like never before.

But that’s not all! We have Rappa, the ultimate ninja warrior who will dazzle you with their moves and leave you in awe. And don’t forget about our exclusive characters like Acheron and Aventurine, who will join you in your quest for glory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes that will give you special gifts and bonuses to help you on your journey. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or engage in a karaoke battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of the Remembrance Trailblazer and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. See you there!

/ChonkyFlora/ – Lush Gardens: Thicc Plants, Creepy Crawlers, and Sly Serpents Minecraft SMP

arachnids, bible verse, Blind Venusaur, Bug Alien Princesses, bugs, celebration, ChonkyFlora, CRAWLERS, creepy, eternal life, Fat Gardens, Fat Plants, feast, Fiida, Fungi, Gardens, Godseeker Story, highlights, holiday, Lush, Minecraft, Plants, Prisonpillar, serpents, shelly, Sly, smp, Snakes, Thanksgiving, thicc, thread theme, Wurmple Conductor

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7028
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General! Where we’ve combined fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat extravaganza. Join us as we celebrate Thanksgiving with our favorite fatties and discuss how we’ll be feasting with them.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got snakes, arachnids, fungi, and all sorts of other weird and wonderful creatures to keep you entertained. Need a laugh? Check out our thread highlights for some outrageous stories and shenanigans.

Looking for a Wurmple conductor? We’ve got you covered. Want to hear about Fiida and Shelly’s latest antics? Look no further. And don’t miss out on the Godseeker story or the tale of the Blind Venusaur.

So come on in and join the madness. Who knows, you might even meet some Bug Alien Princesses or come face to face with the legendary Prisonpillar. Remember, for God so loved the world that he gave his only Son…but he also gave us this awesome Minecraft SMP. Join now and let the fun begin!

The Slayer’s Reality Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, CHANGE, control, created, defiance, Minecraft, mtbs, Oppression, Over.., power dynamics, Powers That Be, Reality, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, Server, SLAYERS, social constructs, society, subversion, transformation, transitioning

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where slayers are no longer slaying monsters but instead riding mountain bikes! Yes, you heard that right – forget swords and armor, it’s all about pedal power now!

Join us on this wild adventure where the powers that be have decided that the only way to survive in this world is by shredding gnarly trails on your trusty mountain bike. Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have sick jumps and epic downhill races?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane reality where the line between fantasy and extreme sports is blurred. So grab your helmet, saddle up, and get ready to conquer the mountains in ways you never thought possible. See you on the trails, mtb slayers!

Hey Drones Don’t Worry Minecraft SMP

blanket, Breath, comfort, Continental Classic, coping strategies, dont, Drones, dude wipes, encouragement, get through, hey, Minecraft, OK, perseverance, positivity, Promise, Relaxation, Routine, self-care, smp, Support, Wednesday, worry, YEET glasses

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we provide you with all the essentials for surviving hump day! Need a comfortable blanket to cozy up with while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. And don’t worry about bathroom breaks, our dude wipes will keep you clean and fresh while you build your epic base.

But wait, there’s more! We’re currently working on getting you a pair of YEET glasses that will make you the coolest player on the server. With these bad boys, you’ll be able to spot diamonds from a mile away and YEET your way to victory.

Join us on our server and conquer the Continental Classic, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players survive. So take a deep breath, put on your YEET glasses, and get ready for a Wednesday like no other. Trust us, you’ll get through it with flying colors and maybe even a few explosions along the way.