fuck.jpeg – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks
1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do
Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!
Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.
Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

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CraftyKremlinKiller
Assassination, Conspiracy, CraftyKremlinKiller, Defense, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, Europe, European weapons chief, foreign affairs, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, kill, Military, nato, Plot, russia, Russian plot, SECURITY, threat
join dis cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride u won’t forget! we got more twists and turns than a russian plot to kill a european weapons chief! come build ur dream castle and defend it from evil mobs with ur trusty diamond sword. but watch out for the secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties every night. u never know what u gonna find in dis server, but one thing’s for sure – u gonna have a blast! so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Goose Farm Frenzy
Farm, Frenzy, goose
Come join our epic Minecraft server where barnacle geese wreak havoc on our agricultural fields! Watch as these mischievous geese destroy crops and cause chaos for our farmers. But don’t worry, we have a plan to keep them at bay with our no-go areas and sneaky strategies.
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, this is the server for you! Team up with other players to protect our fields from these pesky geese and save the day. Who knew farming could be so thrilling?
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to defend our crops in the most outrageous way possible. Join us now and let the geese games begin!

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Glarkour

Bosses, Custom Biomes, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Glarkour, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, Towns, villagers

Welcome to Glarkour Minecraft Server

IP: glarkour.net

Version: 1.21.4

Features	Description
Player-made courses	Engage in challenging parkour courses created by players
Competitive leaderboards	Show off your skills and compete with others
SMP world	Survival Multiplayer world for players to explore and build
Creative plotworld	Create in a plotworld with free WorldEdit tool

Join our Discord community: https://discord.gg/invite/4eHffB4s3P

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I join the server?

To join Glarkour, enter the IP “glarkour.net” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to maintain a positive and respectful community. Check out the rules section on our Discord or server website.

3. Can I create my own parkour courses on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to build their own parkour courses and share them with others.

4. Is there a ranking system for the leaderboards?

Yes, players will be ranked based on their performance on the parkour courses.

5. How can I get WorldEdit in the creative plotworld?

WorldEdit is free to use in the creative plotworld. Simply claim a plot and start building with WorldEdit tools.

Starlight Haven 1.20.1
1.20.1, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Holostars EN General, Holostars EN Members, Holostars EN Schedule, Holostars Lunar New Year, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, lunar new year, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Starlight
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s the Lunar New Year Edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit AF! We got schedules for days, like TEMPUS and ARMIS, with all these crazy cool players like Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, and Gavis Bettel. And don’t even get me started on Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, and Josuiji Shinri – they’re gonna blow your mind, man!
But wait, there’s more! ARMIS is where it’s at with players like Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze – they’re the real deal, bro. And if you need some templates, we got ’em. Plus, check out our graduated members and songs playlist – it’s gonna make your head spin, I swear!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your A-game, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🎉🔥

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Block Therapy: Mindcrafting
BLOCK, coping strategies, counseling, emotional wellbeing, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mindcrafting, mindfulness, positive thinking, Relaxation, resilience, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, support system, Therapy
Looking for a place to escape the real world and let loose in a virtual realm of endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and build a castle made entirely out of cheese or a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics.
Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Need a pick-me-up after a rough day? Just log on and watch as our resident clown performs stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and chocolate-covered bacon. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftySerbianMCServer
Accountability, anti-corruption, appeals, BALKANS, Calm, civil society, CraftySerbianMCServer, Crisis, Democracy, demonstration, eastern europe, european union, Government, grow, leadership, Political unrest, prime minister, PROTESTS, Resigns, Serbia, transparency
lol u guys hear about this? serbia’s prime minister is like “peace out” and the people are like “nah bro we want justice” and they’re protesting like crazy. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and diamonds that rain from the sky. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! #minecraftforlife #peaceoutserbia

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.3
1.20.3, belief system, FAITH, Identification, Mystery, mystic, Quest, Realm, Religion, religious affiliation, religious beliefs, religious classification, religious community, religious denomination, religious group, religious identity, religious inquiry, religious knowledge, religious label, religious question, religious sect, religious tradition, spiritual practice, spirituality
Bro, forget about religion, join this Minecraft server instead!
We got pigs that can fly, like seriously, they grow wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.
And don’t even get me started on the diamonds, they talk to you in a British accent and tell you jokes while you mine them.
Plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties every night, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and llamas serving drinks.
So yeah, forget about religion and come join our crazy, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible!

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SisterInLawCarFix Minecraft Server
automotive experience, bad decisions, buying cars, car maintenance, car troubles, family drama, family pressure, fixing cars, fixing mistakes, Lazy, learning consequences, lemon car, Minecraft, refusing help, Server, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, SisterInLawCarFix, Tough Decisions, tough love, unemployed, unreliable car, unreliable sister
Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness!
Just like the protagonist’s sister-in-law who keeps buying lemons for cars, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Will you make the right decisions or end up with a dumpster on wheels just like her?
With a community full of surprises and challenges, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you be the hero who fixes the mess or the one who watches it all burn? Join now and find out!

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MaritalCraft: The Great Debate
Communication Issues, coping with separation, debate, depression, emotional distress, Emotional support, feeling disconnected, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unsupported, Great, long-distance relationship, MaritalCraft, marriage problems, missing family, parenting challenges, relationship dynamics, seeking comfort, seeking understanding, seeking validation, struggling with distance, visa issues
Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and pixelated fun!
Picture this: you and your virtual friends building a castle together, fighting off creepers, and exploring hidden caves. It’s like a virtual paradise where visa issues and real-life responsibilities don’t exist!
And hey, if you ever need a break from your significant other’s questionable responses, our server is the perfect place to unwind and make new friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our virtual world?
So come join us on our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Because here, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and surviving the night!

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MindBlownFacts – Minecraft SMP
amazing, Astonishing, eye-opening, fact, Fascinating, Incredible, INTERESTING, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind blowing facts, mind blowing revelations, mind-blowing discoveries, Mind-Blowing Information, mind-blowing knowledge, mind-blowing trivia, MindBlownFacts, Minecraft, Shocking.., smp, Surprising, Thought-provoking, UNBELIEVABLE
OMG guys, you won’t believe this, but on this Minecraft SMP, the most mind-blowing fact is that if you join, you’ll instantly become a unicorn with rainbow powers! Like, how crazy is that?! And not only that, but the server is actually run by a group of talking dolphins who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their underwater army of pufferfish. But don’t worry, because as a member of the SMP, you’ll have the power to stop them with your superhuman strength and ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes. So come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life! 🦄🌈🐬🐡 #dolphinarmy #unicornpower

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