fuck it out Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banter: Morning Madness

babygirly, banter, blocky, brown poo, Capital city, city, fuck it out, good morning, goodmorning, hello, madness, morning, name.., number, pooper, poopy lane, REDEEM, sirs, submarine, thank you, toiletpaper, Train, Trapped, Writer

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride filled with trains, trapped submarines, and even a day dedicated to pooping! Who wouldn’t want to explore Old Brown Poo and venture down Poopy Lane?

But wait, there’s more! Become a Toiletpaper Writer and earn your place in the prestigious ranks of this server. Thank us later, babygirly.

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the Capital City Number, you’ll unlock secrets beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s “fuck it out” together. Sirs, prepare for the madness!

SisterJeansGriefers

body image, body shaming, clothing size, Communication, family dynamics, fashion, fitting room, Jeans, personal growth, puberty, self esteem, self-confidence, sensitivity, shopping, sibling rivalry, Sisterhood, SisterJeansGriefers, skinny jeans, teenage years, weight gain, weight loss

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in the land of blocky adventures, there was a player who stumbled upon our server. They were greeted by a magical unicorn riding a pig, who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. Along the way, they battled evil creepers, built magnificent castles, and even rode on the backs of flying llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the most famous Minecraft YouTubers beg to join. Rumor has it that Notch himself, the creator of Minecraft, plays on our server in disguise, just to experience the sheer joy and excitement that it brings.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). 😉🎮🔥

LotteryLoser Minecraft Server

aspirations, Contentment, dreams, Fame, Financial Security, fortune, goals, Happiness, Lifestyle, Lottery, LotteryLoser, LUCK, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, possessions, satisfaction, Server, Stability, success, unchanged circumstances, wealth, winning

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	557	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

If you won the lottery, what would NOT change? Well, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server where winning the lottery is just the beginning of the craziness! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, ride on flying pigs as your mode of transportation, and battle against a horde of evil llamas trying to take over the server. And guess what? If you win the lottery in-game, you get to control a real-life unicorn for a day! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Double the Diamonds

budgeting, charity donations, debt repayment, diamonds, double, Doubled, education fund, emergency fund, extra income, Financial Planning, Financial Security, home improvements, Investments, Long-term goals, luxury purchases, retirement planning, salary, savings, self-care, shopping spree, travel

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Farms Harvested:	187	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

If your salary was doubled, you could join our Minecraft server and finally afford that diamond-encrusted pickaxe you’ve been dreaming of! With your newfound wealth, you’ll be able to build the most epic castle in all of Minecraft land and hire a team of villagers to do your bidding. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Double your salary, double your fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

BlackoutCraft – Light up your world!

blackout, blackout incident, blackout news, blackout report, blackout situation, blackout update, BlackoutCraft, Crisis, ecuador, Ecuador news, electricity, electricity blackout, electricity failure, emergency, government official, Infrastructure, Latin America, Light, Nationwide, OUTAGE, power outage, south america, world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1216	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

lol imagine if that happened on our server! u would be like “oh no my redstone contraption is broken cuz the whole country has no power” HAHAHAHA join our server for the most electrifying experience ever (literally) cuz we got all the redstone u could ever dream of! plus, our admins are like wizards who can fix anything with a flick of their wand (not really a wand but u get the point). so come join us and never worry about power outages again cuz we got ur back, fam!

PocketCalcCraft

Adaptability, Calculator, Classroom, digital age, education, educational tools, Future, learning, long-term skills, math skills, modern education, pocket calculator, PocketCalcCraft, reliance on technology, Smartphone, student preparedness, Students, teachers, teaching methods, Technology, traditional teaching

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Farms Harvested:	534
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Yo, ever been on a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, welcome to our wacky world where anything goes and the only rule is to have a blast!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build a castle out of marshmallows, and ride a llama into the sunset while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” on repeat.

Forget about boring old calculators, here you’ll need to solve math problems by building giant equations out of diamond blocks. It’s like a brain workout and a dance party all in one!

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe that one time a giant pink unicorn ate all the cake, but we don’t talk about that). See you there, adventurer!

LaserFusionCrafters

Advanced technology, approach, Breakthrough, clean energy, commercialization, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, energy production, future energy, green technology, innovation, laser fusion, LaserFusionCrafters, nuclear fusion, Positive, power generation, Renewable, sustainable, Sustainable development, Technology

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Alien Abductions:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	888	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	7

yo, dis minecraft server be like a freakin’ laser show, but instead of boring ol’ lights, we got energy-positive laser fusion goin’ on! join dis server if you wanna be part of da coolest, most futuristic shiz ever in minecraft history.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly, BOOM, a freakin’ laser beam shoots out and gives you all da diamonds you could ever dream of! and don’t even get me started on da mobs, we got laser-powered creepers that explode in glitter instead of destruction.

so come on down to dis server and be part of da laser fusion revolution! who needs redstone when you got freakin’ lasers, amirite?

ForgiveCraft Minecraft Server

ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, inner happiness, letting go of the past, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-transformation, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of feeling down and letting people down all the time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all your worries and become the best version of yourself! Join us and grind away until you reach your full potential and show the world the amazing person you truly are. Don’t isolate yourself, join our community and let us help you on your journey to inner happiness. Who knew that all it took was playing Minecraft to become the best version of yourself? So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your transformation today!

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

Bandai Namco, Build planner, Carian Edition, Character planners, Document, elden ring, EldenCraft, general, Group password, INFORMATION, Interactive map, Lands Between, love, Minecraft, News, patch notes, patches, previous, reviews, romance, Server, spreadsheets, Stories

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Elden Ring crossover!

Join us for epic adventures in the Lands Between where 80% of the love stories involve a Carian edition. That’s right, romance is in the air and you never know when you might find your soulmate riding on the back of a majestic Carian.

But that’s not all! We have the latest patches straight from Bandai Namco, character planners to help you build the ultimate warrior, and an interactive map to guide you on your quest. Plus, our group password is so secret, even the Elden Ring itself doesn’t know it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary 482663293 hidden somewhere in the Lands Between.

BIL’s Big Day Minecraft Server

big, BILs, Birthday, birthday celebration, childcare, children, Day, DECEMBER, demanding, destination wedding, family, Family Events, immediate family, Kids, Minecraft, Priorities, Rude, Schedule, selfish, Server, Special Events, travel, wedding planning, wedding weekend

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7576	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	126	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of dealing with demanding in-laws who expect you to drop everything for their extravagant destination weddings? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from entitled family members who think their wedding is more important than your child’s birthday. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a pixelated paradise where you make the rules!

Forget about rushing to catch flights to random countries for weddings that don’t even allow kids. Instead, embark on epic quests and adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with selfish relatives.

Join us now and show your BIL that you won’t be bossed around anymore – because in this virtual world, you’re the one calling the shots! Plus, who needs a destination wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza right from the comfort of your own home?

NoSexInMyHouseCraft

Asexual, autistic, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consent, disruptive, emergency, Friends, House, house rules, late twenties, NoSexInMyHouseCraft, privacy, Respect, Rude, sex, spare room, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4721	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Crops Grown:	1034
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the awkwardness of real life situations like this? Look no further! Join our server where sexy time noises are strictly prohibited! We understand the importance of a sex-free zone, especially when you’re asexual and autistic. Our community is filled with supportive players who will never judge you for wanting a quiet, peaceful gaming experience. Plus, we have virtual spare rooms that will never be ruined by loud sex noises – unless, of course, you’re battling a horde of zombies! Join now and leave the real world drama behind – we promise no sloppy kisses noises, guaranteed!