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CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

alone, Codependence, CodependentCraft, Die, Feeding, fuck it all, Function, LEAVING, Minecraft, Never, Obituary, Place, recall, Say, Separated, separation, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Potions Brewed:	182
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimension Hops:	8

Are you tired of being alone in the Minecraft world, constantly searching for companionship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate codependent relationship with your virtual friends. We promise you’ll never be separated, even if you try to escape – we’ll always find you. And if you ever think about leaving, just remember the obituary of those who dared to abandon us. So come on, join us and say “Fuck it all, fuck this place” as we embark on this crazy journey together!

MineCraftMania

approachable, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Friendly, good listener, humility, intelligence, Kindness, likable, MinecraftMania, personality traits, positive attitude, relatable, respectfulness, sense of humor, sense of style, Social Skills, trustworthy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

Armed Forces, court system, CreeperCourtEnlistment, criminal defendants, criminal justice, Defense, Government, justice system, law, legal process, legal rights, Legal System, legislation, Military, military law, military service, national security, policy, Politics, putin, russia

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NutPuncher69, smp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Falling into the Void:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

19-year-old woman, alleged display, arrested, Arrests, Australia, charges, criminal charges, criminal investigation, extremism, HezbollahCraft, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, NSW Police, Political protest, pro-Hezbollah protest, Public Safety, Radicalism, SECURITY, Sydney, symbols, Terrorism, Terrorist, terrorist symbol

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Enchantments Applied:	165	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

The Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, capecom, celebration, COMEBACK, comeback kid, disbelief, fan reaction, memorable moment, Minecraft, Nostalgia, October 2024, Party, Redemption, Remembered, Revival, series, Server, surprise win, triumph, underdog story, unexpected return, unexpected success, Victory, where were you

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mines Excavated:	4008	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	263
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!