| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3254 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
The server is only accessible from the launcher!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3176 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3816 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1634 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 600 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6854 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5855 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 152 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.
So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2763 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.
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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 2011 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 185 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5663 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!
