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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6423 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
lol come join our epic minecraft server where compression fittings are gender-fluid and anything goes! why join? well, let me tell you a story about a player who found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. true story bro.
also, did i mention that our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and golden apples? yeah, you heard me right. it’s like a real-life cheat code but in minecraft.
oh, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes. i wished for a giant cookie, a pet dragon, and a disco ball that follows me everywhere i go. best wishes ever.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and flying pigs await you!
