| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8254 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 5021 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me [1.16.5]
144.76.7.241:31893
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9688 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 794654 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 245 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. We prioritize providing a stable long-term environment for our players to enjoy.
Visit us on:
| Experience | Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Community | Diverse player-base with focus on collaboration |
| Rules | Respectful community with minimal drama |
To join Warped SMP, please join our Discord server HERE and submit an application.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is supportive and helpful.
A: No, you are free to build whatever you like. We encourage creativity and diversity in builds.
A: While we don’t have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.
A: Server events vary in frequency based on player suggestions and availability. We strive to engage the community regularly.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9525 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2952 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 925042 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary adobo recipe, battle mythical creatures like the aswang and tikbalang, and build towering bahay kubos that reach the clouds.
But that’s not all! Our server also features mini-games like “Balut Eating Contest” and “Karaoke Battle Royale” where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes like a virtual jeepney or a pet tarsier.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Filipino culture like never before! Vinaka! 🇵🇭🎮 #PinoyPride
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5816 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas.
But beware, as you explore our server, you may encounter a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 2834 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!
But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5039 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6152 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!
So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5320 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.
But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 8266 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 4082 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 637 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7818 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
