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UnbearableCrafter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and safe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our chaotic and unpredictable SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Why not! This server is a wild ride of insanity and hilarity, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. So come join us and embrace the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Towns Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Farms Harvested:	592
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	35	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	182	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
Farms Harvested:	935	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Humanitarian issues, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Prisoner, prisoner exchange, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Swap, Ukraine, War prisoners

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Star Shards Collected:	186	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Farms Harvested:	466

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!

CraftyConsciousness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!

HagCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat with a pervert nerdy weeabo girl about vidya games? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your gaming and chatting needs. And if you happen to be a hag or older girl, even better! Join us for some outrageous stories, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Discord: wndyplns. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and good times waiting for you on our server!

CreditCardCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your virtual credit score! Use in-game currency to buy virtual houses and eventually take out a virtual mortgage to build your dream virtual mansion! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can live out your financial dreams in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that the virtual bank in our server gives out insane interest rates – you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds in no time! So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the most financially savvy Minecraft server out there!

FoodieFriendFiasco

annoyance, asking for favors, Boundaries, Communication, Cooking, Eating, Etiquette, food sharing, FoodieFriendFiasco, Friend, friendship, Generosity, groceries, home cooking, meal planning, meal prep, packing food, personal space, respecting boundaries, sharing, WIBTA

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of your friends mooching off your hard-earned groceries? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no food stealing” policy! Build your own virtual grocery store and watch as your friends try to steal your pixelated potatoes. Trust us, it’s more fun than arguing over who owes who for the last bag of chips. Join now and say goodbye to food thieves once and for all!

PixelPleasureLand

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a totally insane experience where you can build, battle, and even find love in the virtual world. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun!

Forget about boring expectations, on our server, you’ll be experiencing things you never even dreamed of. From epic PvP battles to secret underground clubs, this server is where all the cool kids hang out.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the block!