HurryCraft: Embarrassing Hubby

Waiting, Hospital, minor surgery, church pamphlets, Frustrated

Are you tired of waiting around for your husband to finish his smoke breaks and religious discussions with random strangers? Come join our Minecraft server where there are no smoke breaks allowed and the only religion we follow is the worship of diamonds and creepers!

Join us for endless adventures, where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from pesky husbands who just can’t seem to leave the mall. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of timely departures and respect for your time.

So say goodbye to waiting around for hours on end and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe. Join our server today and start building your own epic story, without any unnecessary smoke breaks getting in your way!

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Akoot&Co – Where We Promote Mediocre Building Skills and Host Events Just for Fun! No Map Resets, Just Chaos!

pioneering, Brewery, Lore, bedrock, Custom

Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

Our server is the ultimate destination for a classic Minecraft experience. Join us and explore a semi-vanilla world with quality-of-life enhancements.

Features

Feature	Description
Discord Server	Discord + Minecraft integration
World Map	Dynmap
Bedrock Support	Geyser
Unlimited Homes	No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	Optional per player
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles	Personalize your rank and title
Text Formatting	Includes gradients
Brewery	Enhances gameplay without being game-breaking
Big Boy Ram and Processor	Minimal lag

Join us Now!

No application required. Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.20.6

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is there land claiming on the server?

No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

Can I have unlimited homes?

Yes, you can set up unlimited homes on the server.

Do you offer timed ranks and custom titles?

Yes, we have a system for timed ranks and custom titles for players.

What is the Discord server for?

Our Discord server is integrated with Minecraft for easier communication and community interactions.

Do you support Minecraft Bedrock edition?

Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.

”Ffs…Craft Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, non-Japanese body? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server and you’ll be magically transported into a Japanese anime character! Say goodbye to your mundane life and hello to kawaii adventures in a pixelated world full of sushi, samurais, and giant robots. Don’t miss out on the chance to fulfill your wildest otaku dreams – join now and start living your best anime life!

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BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

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Mom’s Minecraft Ultimatum Server

groggy, Angry, silent treatment, Frustrated, Ultimatum

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ExitRageCraft

ogling, excuse me, ExitRageCraft, Store exit, politeness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and leave behind the days of grocery store confrontations and baby ogling.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those in our world)! Don’t worry about getting stuck in tight spaces like in the grocery store, because our world is vast and full of adventure.

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Somber, Frustrated, Displeased, unimpressed, unamused

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Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the darkness. Just be sure to bring a torch – you never know what might be lurking in the shadows!

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illegal, Alternative, age gap, Domination, mental health

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

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Unsatisfied Miners

#rockandroll, song, Frustration, Music, classic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t get no satisfaction? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas.

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So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy adventure awaits around the next block. Satisfaction guaranteed… or your diamonds back!

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FeedMeOnceOrElse

self-sufficiency, reliance, FeedMeOnceOrElse, never ask, Day

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by man-eating fish! forget about boring old fishing for regular fish, come catch some man-eating fish and become the ultimate fisherman in the land!

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so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the fish are out to get you!

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