| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8564 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5879 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Votes: | 7417 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 664 |
But that’s not all – our server is constantly updated with new patches and features, like the latest Version 9.0.0 patch notes that introduce flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And if you’re feeling spicy, join our Sizzle Season event where you’ll have to survive on a deserted island with nothing but a rubber chicken and a stack of pancakes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from random explosions to dancing creepers, this Minecraft SMP is like no other!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7859 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Votes: | 4432 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2762 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1022 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1714 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 7893 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 180 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is upside down and inside out. Our players have been known to build entire cities using only their toes, and some have even tamed dragons with their elbows.
If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (or whatever body part you prefer to use), then look no further. Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 5956 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 53 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9225 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying monkeys, banana battles, and a secret underground banana lair that only the bravest players can discover!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Banana, you’ll unlock unlimited power and become the ultimate banana warrior.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monkey madness begin! Happy birthday, indeed! 🍌🐒 #BananaWarrior #MonkeyMadness #GoldenBananaHunt
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2983 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Animals Bred: | 110 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 149 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Join our server for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft match and build a virtual love story that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs a high body count when you can have a high love count in Minecraft, am I right?
So come on in and start building your love nest in our SMP. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9033 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4620 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1365 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
