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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7538 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
wen u join dis server, u will be greeted by a band of dancing llamas who will guide u to ur very own castle made of candy. u can ride on a flying pig and shoot fireballs out of ur hands.
but wait, there’s more! dis server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants with excitement. u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to slay dragons and save the world.
so wat r u waiting for? join dis minecraft server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.