No spaces: Oniichandontcomeinside!dameeeoniichanpleasenooo… With spaces: Onii chan don’t come inside! dameee onii chan please nooo… Minecraft SMP

BRAAAAAPPPP, BRAP, BRRRREAAAAAPP, Chan, dameee, don’t come inside, dont, dont look at me, FRRPTTHHHPPP, FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH, Minecraft, Nooo, Onii, onii-chan, Oniichandontcomeinsidedameeeoniichanpleasenooo…With, please no, plip plip ploppopoppp, plop, pppllpslsh, PRRFFFFTTTT, Put that camera away, smp, Spaces, SPALUNK, Splunk, sqrel

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	286	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK

Sunburnt SMP: Where the fish are fresher than the jokes! Come join the chaos in our PvP optional world!

Adventure, building, Chaos, Creative mode, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fish, forum, fresher, in-game purchases, Join, jokes, Minigames, modding, multiplayer, online gaming, Optional, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, role playing, Sandbox, Server Community, smp, sunburnt, survival mode, virtual currency, virtual world, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Server IP	play.shaded.gg

Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Shaded Minecraft Server

Welcome to Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! Join us for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure with incredible features and benefits.

Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Join us at play.shaded.gg and be part of the most exciting Minecraft community!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply copy and paste the server IP (play.shaded.gg) into your Minecraft client.
Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?	No, PvP is entirely optional, allowing you to choose your playstyle preferences.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	Utilize our robust land claiming and grief prevention system to secure your creations.
Are there exclusive perks for voting?	Yes, earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server.
Can I play on Shaded with both Java and Bedrock players?	Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server that welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.

RomcomCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anime culture, childhood friend, comedy, Crush, Drama, harem, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, romance, romcom, RomcomCraft, Server, Ship, sister, sitcoms, slice of life, triangle-romance, trope

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Emeralds Found:	2753
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
New Chunks Explored:	782291	Divine Spears Created:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a romcom gone wrong.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly your childhood friend appears out of nowhere, but wait, they don’t even remember who you are! And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, your sister shows up and reveals she’s actually your childhood crush. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any harem shenanigans here. Just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun with a side of hilarious romcom drama. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

booru, censored, conditioned goons, desuarchive, hgoon, hoe scarers, hypersexual, Making out with your screen edition, Minecraft, NoPussyGang, pfg, porn-addicted hand-fucker, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, reentry, Resources, self-made faggots, smp, Trash, weeby eternal virgins

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

LocationShare Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, denial, invasion of privacy, location sharing, LocationShare, long distance, Minecraft, new relationship, Peace of mind, personal space, Principle, privacy, relationship, Safety, Server, Tracking, tracking device, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of your girlfriend trying to track your every move like a detective in a cheesy spy movie? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build without being monitored 24/7!

On our server, you can create your own virtual fortress and never have to worry about someone trying to invade your privacy. No more sharing locations or having someone constantly checking up on you – unless it’s to admire your epic builds, of course.

Join now and experience the freedom of building without boundaries, just like how you should have the freedom to live your life without being tracked like a criminal on the run. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with relationship drama over location sharing.

DaughterDramaCraft

Boundaries, Comments.., Communication, comparisons, DAUGHTER, DaughterDramaCraft, firm, Friend, Insecurity, introverted, judgments, Justified, overreacted, parenting, Quiet, relationships, Reserved, self esteem, speech development, talking habits

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Potions Brewed:	65
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of judgmental friends comparing your child’s speech development to their own milestones? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever comment on your daughter’s talking habits, because we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons!

We welcome introverted parents who have struggled with insecurities about being too quiet – on our server, you can let your creativity shine without worrying about others’ opinions. Plus, we have a 3-year-old daughter-friendly zone where kids can play safely while you conquer the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – on our server, the only comparisons being made are about who has the coolest diamond armor!

KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosities, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood musings, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible moments, kid logic, KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP, kids say the darndest things, naive thoughts, silly beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your own house with a misplaced TNT block or getting pranked by a mischievous group of players who think it’s funny to fill your entire base with chickens. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come on and join the fun – just don’t believe anyone who tells you that diamonds are actually made from unicorn tears.

Retro2ModernCraft

1950’s, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, Communication, cryptocurrency, Cultural differences, environmental issues, Globalization, internet, medical advancements, modern life, online shopping, Retro2ModernCraft, smartphones, social media, societal norms, space exploration, Technology, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	68	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	74	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Imagine trying to explain to someone from the 1950s that you can now join a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and players ride around on giant chickens as their trusty steeds. They would probably think you’ve lost your marbles!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, tame a pet dragon to guard your treasures, and even participate in epic battles against evil llamas trying to take over the land.

So if you ever find yourself in need of a good laugh and a break from reality, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, trying to explain this to someone from the 1950s would be the least of your worries once you’re hooked on the madness that awaits you here!

GazaKids2UAE Minecraft Server

children, Conflict, Departure, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaKids2UAE, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, medical aid, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, palestine, peace negotiations, Politics, Postpones, Server, sick, Treatment, uae

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Votes:	7366

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got like, Netanyahu postponing the departure of sick Gazan children for treatment in UAE. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build the craziest roller coasters and have epic battles with your friends.

like, imagine building a giant castle and then having a massive water balloon fight with all your buddies. or maybe you wanna go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness.

plus, our server has the best parties with the coolest music and the tastiest virtual snacks. so come join us and forget about all that real world drama, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating amazing memories.

GriefCraft: NoNetanyahuMeeting

Conflict, Diplomacy, families, Golan rocket attack, Government, Grief, GriefCraft, Israel, Kids, Loss, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, News, NoNetanyahuMeeting, Politics, prime minister, Refuse, Report, Tragedy, Victims, War

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Emeralds Found:	3058
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

so, liek, u kno dis minecraft server? it’s, liek, so epic u gotta join, man. u kno why? cuz, like, the owner of dis server once defeated the ender dragon with a carrot. a CARROT, dude. and, like, if u join dis server, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. it’s, like, so lit, man. and, like, the spawn area is, like, a giant disco party with, like, flying pigs and dancing zombies. u gotta join, man. trust me, it’s, like, the best server ever. oh, and, like, the owner once built a castle made entirely out of diamonds. DIAMONDS, dude. u gotta join, man. it’s, like, so epic.

BubbleBreathCraft

airy, blowing, Breath, BubbleBreathCraft, Bubbles, Childhood, delicate, ephemeral, fleeting, Floating, Fun, imagination, iridescent, Light, Memories, Play, round, Shimmering, soap, Taste, Transparent

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

hey u, yes u! do u want to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u question reality? well, u have come to the right place! our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep.

once upon a time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could slice through bedrock like butter. they became the ruler of the server and everyone worshipped them like a minecraft god.

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle evil witches with your enchanted pickaxe. u can build a castle made entirely of gold blocks and swim in a pool of lava without getting burned.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the minecraft adventure of a lifetime! who needs bubbles when u can have the breath of a dragon blowing in your face?

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