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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4827 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”