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CareerCraft vs. KidCraft

Boundaries, career, career advancement, CareerCraft, child care, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, family, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, KidCraft, Promotion, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, sibling relationships, Support, twin babies, unexpected parenthood, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	New Chunks Explored:	284754
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than taking care of twin babies while working from home? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make changing diapers seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).

Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

American architecture, American art, American celebrities, American cuisine, american culture, American entertainment, american fashion, american history, American holidays, American inventions, American landmarks, American landscapes, american literature, American music, American slang, American sports, American technology, American traditions, American wildlife, Minecraft, Server, unique American foods, YankeeCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

What is something that you can only find on our Minecraft server? Well, how about a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted bacon and a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt? Yep, that’s right, only on our server can you experience such epicness! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way? So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PrettyCraftLand

baby names, beautiful names, celebrity names, charming names, classic names, elegant names, exotic names, favorite names, feminine names, lovely names, masculine names, modern names, name inspiration, popular names, prettiest name, PrettyCraftLand, traditional names, unique names, unusual names, vintage names, whimsical names

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8205	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that just saying its name will make your crops grow faster and your diamonds shine brighter? Well, you’re in luck because this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us on this magical journey where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)! Our community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a talking llama who gives out free hugs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft: the elusive Bacon Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will have unlimited bacon for life!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SpyCraftNorway

arrested, China, citizen, diplomatic incident, Espionage, espionage activities, espionage allegations, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage conspiracy, espionage suspect, foreign relations, intelligence, international relations, investigation, national security, norwegian, SECURITY, Spy, SpyCraftNorway, suspicion

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	225
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story about a norwegian dude who got caught tryna spy for china. like, what even?! if you wanna be part of the madness, come join us on this epic minecraft server. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos. join now before the norwegian spies come for you too!

NarwhalCraft: The Ocean’s Unicorns

Arctic animals, horned whales, majestic beings, marine life, marine unicorns, mystical beings, mythical creatures, narwhal behavior, narwhal conservation, narwhal facts, narwhal sightings, narwhal symbolism, NarwhalCraft, Narwhals, ocean creatures, ocean unicorns, oceans, sea animals, sea unicorns, tusked whales, underwater wonders, unicorns

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3117	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where narwhals are the unicorns of the ocean. u can ride them into battle against evil mermaids and krakens. we have a secret underwater city where u can trade with the fish people for rare items like enchanted seashells and sea cucumbers. our server is protected by a giant jellyfish that zaps griefers with its electric tentacles. join us and be part of the most bizarre and fantastical minecraft adventure ever!

CraftyFckr Minecraft Server

CraftyFckr, Fuck you Playing Anger Frustration Insult Game Displeasure Rage Offended Provoked Annoyed Irritated Upset Hostility Outrage Disgust Antagonized Confrontation Conflict Aggression, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Buildings Constructed:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to be constantly trolled, griefed, and pranked by our team of mischievous moderators. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you try to survive in our chaotic world where the only rule is “Fuck you for playing!” So if you’re a glutton for punishment and enjoy a good challenge, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive our insane server!

DepressedCraft Minecraft Server

agnostic, Bible verses, Christian, CONVINCING, cute, DATING, DepressedCraft, depression, Eventually, feeling, female version, humor, instagram, Life, Liking, Minecraft, Music, Personality, Resources, same, Server, Silently, Slowly

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2104	Animals Bred:	198
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of pouring all your resources into trying to convert someone to your beliefs just so you can date them? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of block-building and pixelated pigs bring you closer together in ways you never thought possible.

Our server is filled with cute agnostic girls who are just waiting for you to subtly convince them to become Christian so you can live happily ever after. We guarantee that by the time you build your first diamond castle together, she’ll be liking Bible verses on your Instagram story faster than you can say “creeper”.

So why waste time and energy on real-life conversions when you can join our server and let the magic of Minecraft do all the work for you? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!

BabyDaddyDramaCraft

baby daddy, BabyDaddyDramaCraft, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotions, ex boyfriend, family, Fatherhood, involvement, long distance, love, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Ultrasound

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Alien Abductions:	5

🤣🤰 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is as rare as finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this rollercoaster of a pregnancy story!

Looking for a server where you can mine, build, and navigate complex relationships all at the same time? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like finding out your ex is planning to move 12 hours away because he’s afraid of his mom’s opinion.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with exes, ultrasounds, and long text messages in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? 🤣🤰

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, China, Chinacraft, Chinese, Commerce, Competition, Economy, electric vehicles, environmental impact, EU, european union, export, global market, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, policy, regulations, Server, Tariffs, Taxation, Trade

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

lol so like, u know how the EU be all like “nope, u gotta pay more for them electric cars from China”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we got no tariffs, just pure fun and craziness!

join our server and u can ride around in electric vehicles all day long, no extra charges! we even got flying cars and teleportation devices, cuz why not? who needs tariffs when u can just zoom around in style?

plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta fight off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper boss. it’s like, totally intense and u gotta use all ur minecraft skills to survive. but don’t worry, if u die, u just respawn and try again!

so come join us on our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. forget about tariffs, we’re all about having a blast and laughing till ur sides hurt. see u there, fellow minecrafters!

TrussCraft: LizLostToLabour

British politics, Campaign, conservative party, constituency, Defeat, election, Former Tory, general election, Government, labour, liz truss, LizLostToLabour, loses, Member of Parliament, opposition, Politics, prime minister, Seat, TrussCraft, uk, Voting

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Animals Bred:	160	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ FORMER TORY PRIME MINISTER LIZ TRUSS GOT KICKED OUT BY LABOUR PARTY AND NOW SHE’S BUILDING A CASTLE IN DA GAME TO GET REVENGE! U CAN HELP HER OR TEAM UP WITH LABOUR TO STOP HER! IT’S A POLITICAL SHOWDOWN IN MINECRAFT, WHO WILL WIN?! JOIN NOW FOR ALL DA DRAMA AND CHAOS! #TEAMTRUSS #TEAMLABOUR #MINECRAFTPOLITICS