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CreeperSaidUrHouseIsUgly

BETRAYAL, blunt, Brutal, callous, CreeperSaidUrHouseIsUgly, Cutting, DISRESPECTFUL, Harsh, Heartless, Honesty, hurtful, insensitive, PAINFUL, Raw, reality check, Rude, Truth, uncaring., unkind

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of getting roasted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only disrespect you’ll face is getting your house blown up by a creeper! Who needs hurtful truths when you can have explosive surprises instead? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit. So why dwell on harsh realities when you can escape to a world where the only insults are from your fellow players teabagging your pixelated grave? Join now and let the madness begin!

RoboTalkCraft

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Communication, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human interaction, human-like robots, humanoid robots, innovation, machine learning, programming, robot voice, RoboTalkCraft, robotics, robotics development, Sci Fi, Technology, voice modulation, voice recognition

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4194	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the robots are the ones in charge, man. like, they’re all walking around with their robot voices and stuff, but get this – they only use the robot voice if you ask them to! it’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in minecraft form. join our server and witness the chaos as the robots take over and we all have to communicate in robot voices. it’s a wild ride, dude. come join the fun and see where the future of minecraft is headed – with robots ruling the land!

EmbryoCraft: Birth Defect Edition

abnormalities, biology, Birth, birth defects, Congenital, Defect, Defects, early stages, Edition, EmbryoCraft, embryonic development, genetics, Healthcare, medical imaging, Medical research, Observation, prenatal, real time imaging, research, scientific breakthrough, study, Technology, Video, Visualization

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and create things? well, on this server, we are like, creating LIFE. we have these crazy scientists who are like, watching embryos grow in real time. it’s like, watching a baby chicken hatch but like, on steroids. join our server to witness the miracle of life in blocky form. who needs to build houses when u can watch baby creepers being born, amirite? come join us for a truly unique minecraft experience.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

“homophobia awareness”, Bigotry, BlockyBanter, discrimination, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, Homophobia, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, marginalized communities, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Animals Bred:	200	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, or mining for diamonds while riding a flying pig.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode, because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening all around them. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.

So why are faggots so disgusting? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re a boring old blockhead).

SideHustleCrafts Minecraft Server

entrepreneurial, extra income, freelance, general, gig economy, Minecraft, part time job, self-employment, Server, side gig, side gig challenges, side gig fulfillment, side gig growth, side gig ideas, side gig motivation, side gig progress, side gig satisfaction, side gig success, side gig tips, side hustle, side job, SideHustleCrafts, Small Business

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2740	Love Letters Sent:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Looking for a side-gig that doesn’t involve selling your kidney on the black market? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out free hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring side-gig behind and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of popcorn for the show.

KidCraft Minecraft Server

age and children, age to have kids, biological clock, child rearing, children, family dynamics, family life, Family Planning, fertility, future planning, having kids, ideal age, KidCraft, Life decisions, Minecraft, opinion, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, Server, societal expectations, starting a family, timing of parenthood

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Towns Built:	5	Enchantments Applied:	265
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

As for the ideal age to have kids, well, on our server, the answer is simple – whenever your pet zombie pigman decides it’s time to settle down and start a family! So grab your diamond pickaxe and come join the fun – you won’t regret it!

KissCraft: The Ultimate Smooch Spot

Affection, back, cheek, collarbone, desire, earlobe, favourite place, forehead, Hands, INTIMATE, KissCraft, KISSED, Lips, love, NECK, Passion, romance, Sensual, shoulder, Smooch, spot, stomach, thighs, Ultimate

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be kissed…I mean, the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as passionate about Minecraft as they are about choosing their favorite place to be kissed. From building towering castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

KosherCraft: Minister’s Car Attack

anger, Attack, CAR, Conflict, controversy, current events, demonstration, extremism, Government, Israel, Israeli minister, Jewish, KosherCraft, military draft, MINISTERS, News, Orthodox Judaism, Protesters, Religious, Ruling, ultra-Orthodox, violence

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

come join our minecraft server where ultra-orthodox jewish protesters ride pigs and throw matzah at each other in a wild frenzy! we even have a special event where players can attack israeli ministers’ cars with diamond swords while shouting “shabbat shalom!” join now for a truly unique and chaotic experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

BobBarkerKisses

animal rights activist, Beloved, Bob Barker, BobBarkerKisses, FAMOUS, game show host, game show legend, History, iconic, iconic mustache, kissable, legend, long-running, memorable, most kissed man, Philanthropist, Retirement, television icon, television personality, The Price is Right

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Potions Brewed:	114	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! We have a secret underground dance party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of a jukebox playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.

If you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. And guess what? Bob Barker himself will personally greet you at spawn and give you a virtual high five. He’s probably the most kissed man in history, so you know he’s legit.

Oh, and did I mention we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water slide that leads you straight into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, come on and join us on this crazy adventure! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Forsakens

action-packed, Bosses, challenging mobs, combat system, community-driven, Dungeons, Economy, elden ring, epic adventure, Exploration, FANTASY, Hardcore, immersive experience, Loot, Magic, MCMMO, multiplayer, open world, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, Secrets

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Forsakens invites you to explore a vast and wonderful world in our RPG server, inspired by Elden Ring. Enjoy a unique and challenging combat system, face unique and difficult mobs, and delve into exciting dungeons full of secrets and rewards. Live an epic adventure in a captivating, action-packed environment.

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