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No Friends Minecraft Server

feeling alone, friendless, Friends, gamer problems, Gaming, gaming alone, gaming buddies, Gaming Community, gaming struggles, isolated gaming, lack of friends, Loneliness, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, need companionship, need friends, no friends, no gaming friends, online gaming, Server, social isolation, solo gaming

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Crops Grown:	7744
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and make friends with pixelated chickens, cows, and even creepers!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he promises not to haunt you (most of the time). Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all players who bring her rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with Endermen and dance the night away with zombie pigmen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why waste your time being a sad sap in single player mode when you can join our epic Minecraft server and become the coolest blockhead in town? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

R9k was always the main board Minecraft SMP

Architecture, art, Board, Corruption, creator, crossdressing, culture, Details, Elegant, envy, gene seed, Legion, Main, main board, medieval monks, Minecraft, Moot’s children, original content, Propaganda, r9k, royal blood, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Spamming, symbol, traitors

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to the most prestigious Minecraft SMP server out there! We are the descendants of Moot himself, the royal blood of 4chan. Our posts are like works of art, written with the sophistication of medieval monks. But beware, our enemies have been trying to corrupt us with their spam and propaganda. They even started spreading rumors that we’re known for crossdressing instead of our original content! Join us in our quest to reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world. Only the bravest and most elite players can handle the madness that awaits on this server. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legend among legends? Join us now and show the world what it truly means to be a member of the r9k SMP!

Blasted Russia Minecraft Server

aggression, Blasted, BOMBED, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, do nothing, escalation, fear, inaction, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nooks, political strategy, repeat, RETALIATION, russia, Scared, Server, Tension, Threats, world events

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	5273	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a crazy storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat! Picture this: Russia gets bombed, but instead of retaliating, they start threatening innocent nooks in Minecraft! Why are they too scared to do anything? Join our server to find out and be a part of this wild adventure! Plus, we have exploding pigs and flying llamas for added fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

The Blocky Bunch – Minecraft SMP

blocky, bunch, character profiles, critique, Elves, Erotic, F-List, FANTASY, Feedback, fetishes, gossip, halfbreeds, kinks, Minecraft, Online Community, Partners, profile image search, roleplay forums, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, Schizopost, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where elves finally belong! Join us for a wild adventure filled with kinks, fetishes, and roleplaying that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as crazy and creative as you are? We have more kinks than you can count, drama that rivals a creeper blowing up your house, and a pastebin full of schizoposting that will leave you in stitches.

So come on, join us on this epic journey where elves are more than just halfbreeds and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the roleplaying madness begin!

MineCrafty WoW CG Server

Adventure, animepfp, classic games, Community, discussion, edition v2, FANTASY, Gaming, minecrafty, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, Previous thread, retro gaming, role-playing game, Server, strategy, video games, virtual world, world of warcraft classic, wow, wowcg

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more anime profile pictures than you can shake a stick at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds with your favorite waifus and husbandos by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Get your groove on with the blockiest beats and show off your best dance moves to impress your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our animepfp edition v2 server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Holy Shida’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, aew, all elite wrestling, athlete, career goals, Champion, dream matches, fan favorite, future plans, HOLY, Holy Shida, international sensation, Minecraft, POWERHOUSE, professional wrestling, rising star, Shidas, smp, talented performer, title holder, unstoppable force, upcoming matches, Women’s Wrestling, wrestler, wrestling

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because HOLY SHIDA is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY SHIDA today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, blue eyed, Crafty, Cultural traditions, DATING, finding a wife, JBW theory, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage customs, marriage goals, marriage practices, marriage process, marriage strategies, marriage success, marriage tips, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, relationships, Server, spouse selection, tall white boy, traditional marriage

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Zombie Dances:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Arranged Marriage” event where players can find their perfect in-game spouse. According to the legendary JBW theory, tall blue-eyed white boys have the best chances of finding a wife – so if that’s you, you’re in luck! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Swipe right on our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

Dutch Minecraft SMP Chips

Advanced technology, ASML, CHIPS, Development, Dutch, Engineering, fast computer chips, global impact, Gratitude, high-tech, innovation, lithography, Manufacturing, microchips, Minecraft, Netherlands, pioneering efforts, progress, research, semiconductor industry, silicon, smp, Technology

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the true power of Dutch innovation! Our server is powered by the same technology that brought you fast computer chips, thanks to our secret partnership with ASML. Rumor has it, our spawn point is actually located inside a giant ASML machine, where players can mine for rare ores while dodging laser beams and robot arms. So come join us and show your appreciation for the Dutch by building pixel art windmills and tulip gardens in our virtual world!

Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

classic, criticism, disappointing remake, Disappointment, failed remake, Garbage, lack of creativity, lack of soul, lack of understanding, Minecraft, missed opportunity, modern video games, negative review, poor remake, remake, Server, SH2, SH2 remake, soulless, subpar remake, unsatisfactory, Video Game (Industry), video game remake

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

btc at ath Minecraft SMP

72% from ATH, ATH, blockquotepbtc, btc, flying, link partners, Minecraft, msft, national bank of brazil, random shitcoins, SMPpblockquote, still down

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll witness btc reaching all-time highs, random shitcoins skyrocketing to the moon, and even crazier partnerships than Iink teaming up with Microsoft and the National Bank of Brazil! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we’re still down 72% from our all-time high, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to buy low and sell high (or just hodl and pray for the best).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next crypto millionaire in our virtual world.