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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4678 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 5527 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!