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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5565 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident wizard can turn them into flying pigs with a flick of his wand.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by our elusive Ender Dragon? You’ll have to solve riddles and defeat mini-bosses to get the exclusive invite.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost City of Atlantis. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in-game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable and ridiculous gaming experience. Who needs normal when you can have nutty?