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SalarySplurge in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick, or participating in our annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and make the best purchase of your first salary by investing in a lifetime of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity!

SmellCraft: Oddly Attractive!

Allure, aroma, attraction, attractive, BIZARRE, Curiosity, fascination, Intriguing, odd, odd scent, oddly, olfactory, peculiar, scent, Sensory, SmellCraft, strange, strange fascination, unique aroma, UNUSUAL, unusual attraction, weird smell

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and sadness? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server smells like a magical blend of unicorn farts and freshly baked cookies. It’s so irresistible, even creepers can’t stay away!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the source of the mysterious scent. Rumor has it, there’s a secret potion hidden deep within the mines that will give you the power to summon a herd of enchanted pigs to do your bidding.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to get their hands on the potion. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate scent seeker? Join now and find out!

CraftyThaksin’s Server

CraftyThaksins, DAUGHTER, DYNASTY, family, female leader, female politician, Government, leadership, leadership transition, new leader, political dynasty, political news, Political power, political succession, Politics, Server, Succession, Thai politics, Thai premier, thailand, Thaksin, Thaksin Shinawatra

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server, like the daughter of the owner becomes the new ruler of the whole server HAHAHA. we have crazy events like that all the time, you never know what will happen next. join us for a wild ride full of surprises and chaos. plus, we have the best pixelated snacks in town, like virtual pizza and diamond-encrusted cake. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server

copyright infringement, court ruling, criminal charges, digital rights, ExtraditeMeFromNZ, extradition, extradition case, extradition process, international law, internet crime, internet entrepreneur, justice system, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, Minecraft, new zealand, online piracy, Server, Technology, US

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	152	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.

Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

SunshineCraft: UV Boosted Fun!

Boosted, Cancer, cardiovascular disease, deaths, drop in mortality, Fun, health benefits, limited sunshine, low-sunlight locations, Risks, sun and cancer, sun and cardiovascular health, sun and disease, sun and health, sun and mortality, sun and wellbeing, sun exposure, sun exposure benefits, sun exposure risks, sunlight exposure, SunshineCraft, UV radiation, UV radiation effects

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
New Chunks Explored:	686759	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the UV rays are off the charts! forget about heart disease and cancer, because our server will make you invincible!

we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!

Atoq’s Vanilla Nightmare: Where Minecraft dreams go to die 1.19.3

1.19.3, Atoqs, Die, dreams, Minecraft, Nightmare, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
⏰ 1.5+ years old world
✨ Regular events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Active community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server world is 1.5+ years old.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist through our application process.
What version of Java does the server use?	The server uses Java v1.19.3.
Are there special mods or features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, big girls, Bitches, blocky, body positivity, CHUBBY, curvy, Edition, fat, fetish, guilty pleasures, hump day, low self-esteem, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, overweight, plus size, Server, sexual fantasies, taboo, Ugly, Unattractive, voluptuous, wank

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Towns Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

Minecraft SMP: ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, character demo, Events, First-Class Customer Service, general, Ice-Jade Teapot, Minecraft, News, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, signal search, smp, special program, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, Version 1.1, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	142	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive trailers, teasers, and character demos that will blow your mind. Watch as our players embark on epic quests and uncover hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft.

And don’t miss out on our current signal search for the Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot, happening now! Plus, stay tuned for upcoming events like “First-Class Customer Service,” where you can experience luxury like never before in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two!

ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child care, child safety, Communication, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, generational differences, in-laws, Minecraft, ParentalBlock, parenting, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, tough love, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they’re the funniest people in the world but actually just make you cringe? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the awkward family gatherings! Our community is full of supportive players who will never belittle you or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course).

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you make tough decisions like whether or not to let your kids hang out with their grandparents. Just ask our resident Minecraft wizard, they’ll give you the best advice on parenting and in-law drama.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

PiggyCraft Child Support

budgeting, child, child care, child support, co parenting, Decision making, ex-partner, Expenses, Financial Stability, financial support, Friends, income, lego, money management, parenting, piggy bank, PiggyCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, single parent, Support, support system

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even child support drama can turn into a hilarious adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of saving up your child support money in a piggy bank for your kid’s LEGO fund. Who knew child support could lead to building block masterpieces?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with friends who think they can tell you how to spend your money. Show them who’s boss and defend your right to splurge on LEGO sets with that sweet, sweet child support cash.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who knows what other wild stories await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.