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CubaCraft DefectorSKorea

communism, controversy, Cuba, CubaCraft, Defection, DefectorSKorea, Defects, diplomat, diplomatic relations, double agent, Embassy, Espionage, FLEEING, Government, intelligence, international relations, Kim Jong-un, north korean, Politics, Senior, south korea, top secret

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where even senior north korean diplomats are defecting to south korea just to play with us! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and chickens that tell jokes! plus, our diamond mines are so rich that even herobrine is jealous! join now before the creepers steal all the cake!

SpudCraft: Java Edition

agriculture, coffee beans, Colonization, Columbian exchange, crops, cultural exchange, economic impact, Edition, Europe, european exploration, Farming, Food, global trade, History, indigenous crops, java, new world, old world, plant exchange, Potatoes, south america, SpudCraft, Trade

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

So like, imagine a world where potatoes and coffee beans were like, mortal enemies or something. But then they were forced to team up because of some crazy Columbian exchange shenanigans. That’s basically what this Minecraft server is like, except instead of potatoes and coffee beans, it’s like, dragons and unicorns teaming up to take over the world.

Join our server and witness the epic battle between dragons breathing fire and unicorns shooting rainbows out of their butts. It’s like a fantasy movie on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic eagle.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not? And every full moon, a herd of zombie pigs will invade the server and you have to fight them off with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs potatoes and coffee beans when you have dragons and unicorns ruling the land? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

BioCraft19 – Chinese Scientists’ Discovery

Analysis, BioCraft19, Biomarkers, CD160, Chinese, Chinese scientists, coronavirus, diagnostic tools, discovery, genetics, genomic data, health, medical science, pandemic, Potential, Precision medicine, QPCT, research, scientists, SD-related, severe COVID-19, SIGLEC17P, SLC22A4

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Votes:	2992
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	New Chunks Explored:	493169

so, get this, on this crazy minecraft server, we got chinese scientists who discovered some wild biomarkers like CD160, QPCT, SIGLEC17P, and SLC22A4. and get this, these biomarkers are gonna help diagnose some severe COVID-19 stuff in the game! like, how insane is that? you gotta join this server just to see these biomarkers in action, it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Magetown Network: Where even the creepers think twice about griefing!

13, bedrock, Builders, Challenges, Chest Shops, Claims, Community, creativity, Creatures, CREEPERS, Enchanting, Griefing, HACKING, Magetown, Magic, Moderators, Network, PORT, Quests, Semi Vanilla, stable performance, STREAMS, Structures, Survival, Website

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4727
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Features
Easy to create chest shops
A small but consistent community
Very stable performance
No pay to win (no webstore)
No game-breaking changes
Claims
Active moderator team
New game modes planned in the very near future
Community-driven model
Powered by donations
Regular streams of the server
Easy-to-contact moderator team in the event of griefing or hacking

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Magetown Network?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP play.magetown.uk on version 1.7.x-1.21

Q: Is there a Bedrock version available?

A: Yes, you can connect to the Bedrock IP play.magetown.uk on port 19132

Q: How can I apply to be a builder or moderator?

A: You can submit a ticket with examples of your builds at https://magetown.uk/support. Applicants must be over 13 years old.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Magetown Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://magetown.uk/discord

Q: Are there plans for new game modes?

A: Yes, new game modes are planned in the near future, stay tuned for updates!

MemeCraft Server: Randy’s Peak

Int, internet culture, internet slang, Memecraft, online forums, peak, peak awareness, peak consciousness, peak enlightenment, peak intelligence, peak knowledge, peak mindset, peak performance, peak pilled, peak understanding, peak wisdom, pilled, randy, Randy is peak, Randy is pilled, Randys, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	180	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness Randy, who is so peak /int/ pilled that he once built a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that he can tame creepers and ride them into battle against the evil villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their coop and conquer all who dare to challenge them.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in this wacky world!

Cocky Milf Minecraft Server

Amateur, better, cock sucking, Cocky, cum swallowing, deep throat, dirty talk, Experience, experienced women, mature amateur, mature women, Milf, milf blowjob, milf porn, Minecraft, Nasty, Naughty, oral sex, post mature, Server, Sluts, suck cock, sucking dick

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with MILFs who suck cock better than anyone else! These mature amateur sluts have years of experience and are as nasty as they come. Join our server for a wild ride filled with jaw-dropping moments and unforgettable encounters. Who needs diamonds when you have MILFs ready to show you a good time? Join now for the ultimate Minecraft experience!

DeafChaseCraft

acceptance, asl, Communication, Confidence, creepy, DATING, dating apps, deaf girls, DeafChaseCraft, disability, Friends, judgment, learning, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, shame, sign language, Social Skills, Stutter, weird

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	7904
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Are you tired of dating apps with boring conversations and awkward encounters? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a journey to find love in the most unexpected way – by learning sign language to communicate with our deaf players! Whether you have a stutter like a malfunctioning robot or just want to try something new, this server is the place to be.

Forget about traditional dating apps, come to our server and show off your ASL skills while building friendships and maybe even finding your soulmate. Who knows, you might just meet the creeper of your dreams! Join now and start your love story in the most unique way possible.

BullyBashersMC

Bullies, BullyBashersMC, bullying, consequences, courage, empowerment, fight back, Justice, Karma, Overcoming, personal growth, resilience, RETALIATION, Revenge, self defense, stand up, stand your ground, Standing tall, strength, triumph, Vengeance

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crops Grown:	1517	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of getting bullied in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can take revenge on your bullies in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of them and blow it up with TNT, or trap them in a never-ending maze of lava and obsidian. The possibilities are endless on our server where bullies get what they deserve! Join now and show those meanies who’s boss in the virtual world!

CompactCraft Minecraft Server

banned, Bans, Censorship, Compact magazine, compactcraft, controversial, extremism, extremist, far right, freedom of speech, germany, Germany news, Government, Journalism, Media, Minecraft, News, Politics, Press, publication, Regulation, right wing, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join man. we got like, a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s this crazy rumor that a creeper got loose down there and now he’s the king of the base. but don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s always down for a good time and loves to dance to disco music. but be careful, he’s a bit of a prankster and might try to steal your pickaxe when you’re not looking.

also, we have this epic pvp arena where you can battle it out with other players and show off your mad skills. but watch out for the lava traps and hidden TNT, things can get pretty explosive around here.

so come join us on this wild and crazy server, where anything can happen and the adventure never ends. trust me, you won’t regret it.

EuroPickupMadness

air quality, Automotive Industry, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, Dangerous, diesel trucks, Emissions, environmental impact, environmental regulations, European roads, EuroPickupMadness, global trade, Heavily Polluting, Pollution, pollution control, pollution mitigation., regulatory standards, Transportation, U.S. pickups, vehicle emissions, vehicle regulations

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8928	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Emeralds Found:	3378	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dangerous mobs in heavily polluted biomes! That’s right, we’ve got toxic waste oozing out of every corner, making your survival skills truly put to the test. But hey, who needs clean air when you’ve got the adrenaline rush of dodging explosive arrows from skeleton archers?

And get this, our server is so crazy that we’ve got U.S. pickups roaming the European roads! Imagine driving a massive truck through the streets of Paris, causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Who needs public transportation when you’ve got a monster truck at your disposal?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!