We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your relationship!
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Are you tired of your older brother mooching off your mom and refusing to grow up? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where he actually contributes and gets a job!
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oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that roams around the server? his name is fluffy and he loves to play with all the players. just be careful, he’s been known to accidentally set things on fire with his fiery breath!
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