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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9022 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.
so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.
we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.
