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StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

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GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

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BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Votes:	7489
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mines Excavated:	2117	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	148
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mines Excavated:	3117	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!