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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 880 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Votes: | 8721 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?
so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.