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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6945 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 9333 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realzies, it’s lit AF.
We got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out their butts, like who wouldn’t wanna see that?
And the creepers here are actually friendly, they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, it’s like a weird alternate universe, man.
Plus, the diamonds here are so big, they make your mom’s engagement ring look like a piece of gravel.
Come join us and experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever see, it’s like a fever dream but in block form.
