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WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	275
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Farms Harvested:	444	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	4404	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	38	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Crops Grown:	2597	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!