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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare blocks, the elusive Rainbow Block, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the Land of Llamas, where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against evil mobs.
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