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MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Animals Bred:	70
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Potions Brewed:	168
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	94
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	135
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	2191

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Zombie Dances:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	785	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1875
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	153	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!