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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 394 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!