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Quote4U Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Towns Built:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re feeling down, just remember the wise words of our server mascot, Sir Squishy the Chicken, who once said, “When life gives you creepers, make creeperade!” So come join us and let the madness begin!

CheeseCraftersUnited

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7859	Endless Night Skies:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6341	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as bland as a slice of American cheese? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Our server is like the Gouda of Minecraft servers – smooth, creamy, and oh so delicious.

Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!

PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

arrest, Attack, charges, Court, crime, Disinformation, extremism, hoax, International, investigation, Legal, man, Misinformation, News, PakCraft, Pakistan, Propaganda, Server, Southport, SUSPECT, Terrorism, trial, uk

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
New Chunks Explored:	581135	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Void Armor Forged:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6699	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2837	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3091	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Animals Bred:	43
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	3725

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Animals Bred:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4591

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Redstone Revolution

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Buildings Constructed:	26	New Chunks Explored:	389946
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames