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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6815 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3512 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a family photo hanging on the wall of our Minecraft world, a photo of a late wife who is still very much a part of the family. Now picture a new wife coming in and causing chaos, trying to remove the photo and breaking the frame in the process. Can you say drama llama?
But wait, there’s more! This new wife accuses the family of valuing a “dead person” more than her, and then gets kicked out of the server for her shenanigans. And the best part? The family drama doesn’t end there – it’s just the beginning!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now and buckle up for a wild ride! Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard).
