🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5657 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 596 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even participate in our annual “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition (blindfolds provided, of course).
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a master chef by cooking up some seriously questionable dishes like creeper casserole and zombie stew. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take a dip in our lava swimming pool (don’t worry, we have plenty of fire-resistant swimsuits).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life…legally!