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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2640 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 4790 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.