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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7241 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6363 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!