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A Very Long List of Things to Keep You Entertained for the Better Part of a Decade on Avalon SMP 1.19

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	564
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

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Avalon Minecraft Server Overview

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Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. By joining a kingdom or creating your own, you can fight evil together. Can you discover all of Avalon’s secrets and defeat the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG that combines elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, you’ve never seen a server like this.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!

NPC-based Questing

Keep Inventory enabled

14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!

Dungeons

Custom Skills and Magic Spells!

Custom Armor & Weapons

Custom Crafting

Co-operative Towny environment

Silk Touch Spawners

Crates, Voting, Banking

Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up!

Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

achievement, Analysis, Brainstorming, CraftyPants, creativity, Decision making, determination, doubt, experimentation, growth, innovation, Minecraft, perseverance, persistence, Planning, problem solving, progress, Server, strategy, success, trial and error, uncertainty, work

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Crops Grown:	7026

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come, so get ready for some epic shenanigans and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. Do you have what it takes to outwit these sneaky camelids and claim the loot for yourself? Only the bravest and funniest players will succeed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

10. singing, 11. mods, 12. clickbait, 13. self-importance, 14. fake, 15. disingenuous, 16. hype, 17. entertainment, 18. slow chat, 19. organic demand, 2. Kaneko Lumi, 20. CyberLive, 3. convincing, 4. pandering, 5. /pol/ references, 6. horny coombaiting, 7. vst nerd, 8. 4chan, 9. streaming skill, Kingdom, Minecraft, Pick, Pick Me Queen, QUEENS, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	642	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.

But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.

Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, appropriate, commendable, culture, DAUGHTER, DisgustCraft, Expectation, healthy, judgmental, Minecraft, Misogyny, Noble, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, progressive, Self Respect, Server, telling off, Views

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3232
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace all the chaos and drama you could ever want!

We have players of all ages, from 50F moms to 19F daughters who argue about pregnancy and self-respect. Witness epic battles of words as they debate the merits of adoption versus childbirth!

But that’s not all – we also have heated discussions about misogyny, progressive attitudes, and the humiliation of pregnancy. You’ll never be bored on our server, where drama is always just around the corner.

So join now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama and debates? Join us today and get ready for the ride of your life!

Name: “NoNameChange4Daughter”

aita, birth certificate, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, daughter’s name, Decision making, family dynamics, Hassle, in-laws, mental health, name spelling, NoNameChange4Daughter, physical health, postpartum, social security card, stress, Suffocated, Support, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ores Mined:	5158	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of feeling suffocated and vulnerable in your own Minecraft server? Join us for a server experience like no other! We promise not to overwhelm you with constant visitors like this poor mom had to endure.

Just like this mom stood her ground on her daughter’s name, you can stand your ground in our server and build your own virtual empire without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we won’t make you fill out any paperwork – just jump right in and start playing!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, have fun, and be in control, join us today! And remember, in our server, you can spell your name however you want – no judgment here!

LegOrArmBroke – Minecraft SMP

accident aftermath, bone fracture, broken arm, broken leg, Healing time, healthcare choice, injury comparison, injury management, LegOrArmBroke, Medical advice, medical decision, Minecraft, mobility limitations, orthopedic consultation, orthopedic injury, orthopedic specialist, pain management, physical pain, recovery process, recovery strategies, rehabilitation journey, smp, treatment options

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers, racing against lava flows, and battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with zombie pigmen, a sky-high roller coaster that will make you question your sanity, and a maze so confusing that even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

So, if you’re ready to break a leg (or maybe even an arm) for some wild Minecraft adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

BritBlockBanter

amusing, BritBlockBanter, British, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British language, british slang, Clever, comedy, culture, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous expression, Language, phrase, Slang, Witty, Word

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!

Welcome to The Rat Tavern: Where the mods are as wild as the rats!

Class Systems, Craft to Exiles 2, Create, Discord link, Dungeons, Factions, Griefing, hang out, Ip:, Lite RPG, mine Colonies, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Mods, More Realms, PvP, rat, Rats, Roleplaying, TAVERN, team-up, Version 1.20.1, Wild

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2

The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.

PvP is Allowed!
Lite RPG Encouraged
No Griefing!
Class Systems
More Realms
Mine colonies, Create, dungeons, and more!

IP	therattavern.g-portal.rocks
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/therattavern-modpak
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/therattavern

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed.
Are players encouraged to engage in lite roleplaying?	Yes, lite roleplaying is encouraged.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.20.1.
How can I find out more about the server?	Join The Rat Tavern’s Discord for more information.

Timmie’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	1513
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons know how to break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion shop run by a talking llama who claims to be a wizard in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman who just wants to be your BFF.

So why are timmies like that fr fr? Because they haven’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for themselves! Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise!

SMP: NeverSteamAgain

$76 wasted, Boycott, denied refund, dumbed down, Gaming Community, lesson learned, memoryholed, moviegame, Never falling for Steam, NeverSteamAgain, no licenses, refund denied, regret, shilled to death, smp, Spyware, Steam-free life, uninstalling, V, wasted money, Woke, worse than Skyrim

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!