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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7068 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
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