Are you tired of rightwingers trying to bring down the white man? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a safe space where white players can thrive without fear of persecution! Join us and build your dream white utopia, free from the oppression of those pesky rightwingers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of rainbow unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. So come on in and let your inner white supremacist shine in our fantastical world of blocky wonder!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of balancing weddings and concerts! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, just like this story of a bridezilla demanding her friend cancel a concert for her last-minute backyard wedding.
Reasons to join:
– Witness epic battles between brides and concert-goers
– Explore our virtual world where you can prioritize concerts over weddings guilt-free
– Build your own wedding venue and host your own drama-filled ceremonies
– Make friends with other players who understand the importance of concert tickets
Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join our server now and let the wedding vs concert wars begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only butler you’ll find is a blocky pixelated character serving you virtual champagne in a digital apron! Our butler is almost fully naked… except for that modest apron covering his front, of course.
He’s here to get the party started in the most outrageous way possible. From serving drinks to playing music and hosting fun games, this butler is the life of the party. One of his games involves putting tape on his body and having you bite it off – talk about a wild bachelorette experience!
But don’t worry, there’s no actual stripping involved (besides the initial boxers removal). It’s all innocent fun and games, just like Minecraft itself. And if your real-life spouse gets jealous, just tell them it’s all in good fun – after all, the bride’s feelings come first, right?
So come join our server for a bachelorette bash like no other, where virtual butlers and crazy antics await. Just be prepared for some cold shoulders if your real-life partner isn’t as understanding of your pixelated party shenanigans!
Are you tired of being just another boring player on a basic Minecraft server? Well, say goodbye to mediocrity and hello to our insane Minecraft server! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens with a diamond pickaxe!
On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a real-life unicorn delivered to their doorstep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon named Steve.
So why settle for a boring existence when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until your mom tells you it’s time for dinner).
come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin as our supreme leader and he is threatening to revise the nuclear doctrine if you don’t join! we have epic battles in ukraine where we vow to ‘go to the end’ and conquer all who stand in our way! build your own nuclear bunker and prepare for the ultimate showdown with putin himself! join now or face the wrath of the nuclear doctrine revisionists!
yo, have you ever thought about skyscrapers being like giant sandcastles? well, on our server, we take that idea to a whole new level! imagine building the craziest sandcastle skyscraper you can think of, reaching for the clouds and beyond. join us and let your imagination run wild as you create the most epic sandcastle city ever seen in Minecraft!
but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of mole people who live beneath the surface of the server. they are always up to some mischief and you never know what they might be plotting next. join us and uncover the mysteries of the mole people, or even join their ranks and become a master digger yourself!
if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every full moon where the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. it’s a sight to behold and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!
so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knew that sandcastles could be so much fun?
So, like, if you don’t wanna end up with a gut full of bad bacteria and dying a horrible death, you should totally join our Minecraft server! We have the most epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep your intestines happy and healthy. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion in the game that can actually improve your gut flora and make you invincible. So, like, why risk death when you can just play Minecraft instead? Join now and save your gut from doom!
SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.
What do we have to offer?
A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks such as anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab).
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
SpudCraft plans to reset once Paper 1.21 is released. We run a lightweight server to update faster! We recommend joining now, getting whitelisted, and introducing yourself to others. That way, when 1.21 comes out, you’ll have a server to play on and enjoy!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter…unless we’re talking about the size of your diamond castle, then it definitely matters! While moms are worrying about their sons having a micro peen, we’re here building epic structures and battling mobs like true warriors.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic loot, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs a big sword when you have a big imagination? So come on, join our server and show off your building skills…and maybe even your micro peen, we won’t judge!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough that you’ve been searching for!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the blocky universe of Minecraft.
We have more surprises than a chest full of enchanted gear, with events that will make you say “Enderman who?” Our current character banner features Clorinde, Alhaitham, Sethos, Bennett, and Thoma – the dream team that will take your gameplay to the next level.
And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, featuring Absolution and Light of Foliar Incision – the weapons of choice for slaying dragons and conquering dungeons.
But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than finding a hidden stronghold, and redeemable codes that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a Creeper, then you might want to steer clear.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of balancing weddings and concerts! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, just like this story of a bridezilla demanding her friend cancel a concert for her last-minute backyard wedding.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only butler you’ll find is a blocky pixelated character serving you virtual champagne in a digital apron! Our butler is almost fully naked… except for that modest apron covering his front, of course.
Are you tired of being just another boring player on a basic Minecraft server? Well, say goodbye to mediocrity and hello to our insane Minecraft server! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens with a diamond pickaxe!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin as our supreme leader and he is threatening to revise the nuclear doctrine if you don’t join! we have epic battles in ukraine where we vow to ‘go to the end’ and conquer all who stand in our way! build your own nuclear bunker and prepare for the ultimate showdown with putin himself! join now or face the wrath of the nuclear doctrine revisionists!
yo, have you ever thought about skyscrapers being like giant sandcastles? well, on our server, we take that idea to a whole new level! imagine building the craziest sandcastle skyscraper you can think of, reaching for the clouds and beyond. join us and let your imagination run wild as you create the most epic sandcastle city ever seen in Minecraft!
So, like, if you don’t wanna end up with a gut full of bad bacteria and dying a horrible death, you should totally join our Minecraft server! We have the most epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep your intestines happy and healthy. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion in the game that can actually improve your gut flora and make you invincible. So, like, why risk death when you can just play Minecraft instead? Join now and save your gut from doom!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter…unless we’re talking about the size of your diamond castle, then it definitely matters! While moms are worrying about their sons having a micro peen, we’re here building epic structures and battling mobs like true warriors.