EthereumDown20PercentMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ores Mined:	8045	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6699
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a thriving economy where diamonds are used as currency and creepers are our bankers.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who has a secret love affair with a zombie pigman. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve, who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times, and Herobrine, who is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to paint the world red with blood.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the skeletons and throwback Thursdays where we only use wooden tools. So come on down and join us, because on this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Momma’s Life Jacket Co.

Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Jacket, Lake, Life, life jacket, Marriage, mommas, Mother, mother-in-law, paddle boarding, parenting, Pregnant, pregnant wife, Prioritizing, relationships, Safety, snorkeling, swimming, Toddler, water activities

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can test your survival skills and make life or death decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can prioritize saving your mom over your pregnant wife in a paddle boarding emergency. Who needs life vests for everyone when you can play favorites and see who you would save in a real-life situation? Explore the depths of the lake and see if you have what it takes to make the tough calls. Join now for a chance to prove your loyalty to your family members in the most ridiculous scenarios!

Superpower SMP: Shared Powers!

Ability, balance, Choice, consequences, control, decision, dream, Equal, everyone, FANTASY, imagination, Impact, power, Powers, Reality, shared, smp, society, Special, SUPERPOWER, Unique, wish, world

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where everyone has the same superpower, but no one knows what it is until they join the server. Will you be able to handle the madness that ensues when everyone is flying around like crazy chickens or shooting lasers out of their eyes?

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to survive the insanity! Build your base with walls of fire or create a fortress in the sky with your newfound ability to teleport. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

But beware, not everyone will use their superpower for good. There are rumors of a player who can turn everything they touch into gold, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you be able to stop them or join forces with them for even more mayhem?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and discover what superpower awaits you in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, with great power comes great ridiculousness!

BlockyMindCheck

BlockyMindCheck, emotional wellness, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health check-in, mental health education, mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, mental illness, Mental Wellness, self-care, Stress Management, well-being

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Alien Abductions:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you feeling like a creeper about to explode from the stress of daily life? Well, fear not my blocky friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation. Our pixelated paradise is the perfect escape from the real world madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the healing power of Minecraft soothe your soul!

CraftyCreeperInvasion

24 hours, Attack, blinken, CraftyCreeperInvasion, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, G7, global security, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, potential conflict, security threat, Tension, threat assessment, Warning

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! like, u know how Blinken said Iran and Hezbollah gonna attack Israel? well, on this server, u gotta build ur own bomb shelter to protect ur diamonds cuz u never know when them baddies gonna strike! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies, but shh, it’s a secret! join now before it’s too late, cuz u never know when the next attack gonna happen! #minecraftapocalypse #buildabombshelter #secretbunker

CountingCraft: Speedrun Edition

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

On this server, if you start counting out loud as fast as you can, there will be a point where the number you are on will be the number of seconds it’s taken to get to that number. Mind-blowing, right? So, if you can count to 1k in under 16.67 minutes, you’re basically a Minecraft genius. But wait, it gets even more insane!

If you can count to 10k in under 2.78 hours, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And get this, if you can count to 100k in under 1.16 days, you’ll become a legend in the Minecraft world. People will bow down to your counting skills, I’m tellin’ ya!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and start counting your way to greatness. Who knew counting could be so epic in Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this, counting warriors!

From Java to Bedrock: We promise no square or curly things on Whitelist

Bases, bedrock, BetterEnd, Caves, common sense, CONTENT, Curly, Discord, Greifing, GRIEFED.., java, Killed, Minecraft, Modded, Peace, Promise, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shaders, Spawn, Square, strike, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/slashers/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Info	Join by adding tadeudog on Discord
Rules	Don’t be a dichead Don’t be racist Use common sense
Spawn Area	Safe zone for peaceful building, no griefing allowed
Outside Spawn	Griefing and PvP allowed, be cautious
Additional Features	Shaders installed, BetterEnd mod for more content

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add tadeudog on Discord to join the server.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules are simple – don’t be a dichead, don’t be racist, and use common sense.

Q: Is there a safe area for building?

A: Yes, there is an open spawn area where players can build peacefully without the risk of griefing.

Q: Can bases outside of spawn be griefed?

A: Yes, bases outside of the spawn area can be griefed, so be cautious when building outside of the safe zone.

Q: What additional features does the server have?

A: The server has shaders installed for enhanced visuals and the BetterEnd mod for more content.

SpamSlayer Minecraft Server

Andy’s logs, ANNOYING, BBC fags, CONTENT, convicted felon, cucks, kamala, Minecraft, Ole, registered republican, Server, Spam, SpamSlayer, Threads, Trump cucks, weird

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

We have Ole-Threads that will have you rolling on the floor with their ridiculous antics. Andy’s logs will keep you entertained for hours as you try to decipher their mysterious messages. And don’t even get us started on Kamala-cucks posting hurr convicted felon, weird, registered republican 24/7 – it’s a never-ending source of entertainment.

But wait, there’s more! Trump cucks posting their shit will have you scratching your head in confusion, while BBC fags will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience. And remember, the more spam annoying content, the better!

SMPGunnMan: Minecraft SMP – Expectations for Gunn’s Superman

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us for epic battles against mythical creatures like the dreaded Ender Dragon’s evil twin, the Ender Pigeon. Watch out for prankster players who will stop at nothing to turn your beautiful castle into a giant cheese sculpture. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the elusive Herobrine, who may or may not be lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the challenge of navigating the treacherous Lava Parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re going to need it!

CakeBusters: No Freebies!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of entitled friends trying to make a quick buck off of you at every turn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will charge you $7 for a slice of cake, especially not leftover wedding cake.

Join us and experience a world where potlucks are truly potlucks, where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds, not cash. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and never worry about being guilt-tripped into paying for someone else’s expenses.

And if you ever encounter a player trying to pull a fast one on you, just remember to channel your inner m30 and stand up for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and saying no to cake extortionists? Join us now and let the fun (and absurdity) begin!

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