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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8603 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a rainbow unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done and done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? Well, you might have to work for that one.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!