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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9537 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.