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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3389 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
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