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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1226 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even countries are getting in on the action. Take Poland for example, they love to show their love for America by sucking American cock and swallowing American cum. Why? Who knows, but it’s all part of the crazy shenanigans you’ll experience on our server.
Join us for a chance to witness bizarre alliances, epic battles, and unexpected friendships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between sucking American cock or swallowing American cum (just kidding…or are we?). So come on and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes!
