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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9985 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.